101 Reasons Why...


I Suck!

1. I can't whistle.
2. I can't swim.
3. I can't draw.
4. I can't dance.
5. I can't sing.
6. I can't rap.
7. I can't sleep.
8. I can't think.
9. I can't read in braille.
10. I can't do a somersault.
11. I can't do a backflip.
12. I can't juggle.
13. I can't break bricks with my head.
14. I can't even crush beer cans with my head.
15. I can't drive either.
16. My car is a lemon.
17. My computer is an eMachine.
18. I don't know how to use a fax machine.
19. I don't know how to use a pager.
20. I don't know how to play any instruments.
21. I don't know sign language.
22. I can barely use chopsticks.
23. I'm one of the last people to know about anything.
24. My Vietnamese is weak. Du Ma!
25. In english, my name (Phuc) is pronounce as the "F-word." (but that's not how my name is really pronounced)
26. I'm not more faster then a speeding bullet.
27. I'm not more powerful then a locomotive.
28. I'm not able to leap over tall buildings in a single bound.
29. I can't kick Superman's ass.
30. I rarely think before I speak.
31. I like Star Trek.
32. I like wrestling.
33. I like pop music.
34. no español
35. I see dead people...
36. I graduated from Yerba Buena High School.
37. My Verbal SAT score was 460. (505 was the average score for 1998)
38. I go to San Jose State University.
39. They made me take a remedial english class.
40. I haven't done my homework yet.
41. I probably never will either
42. I always make everything harder then they really are.
43. I spend more time thinking about how to do something, rather then actually doing it.
44. I failed Calculus.
45. I flunked 1st grade. (not my fault)
46. I suck at basketball.
47. I suck at football.
48. I suck at volleyball.
49. I suck at baseball.
50. I really suck at soccer.
51. I haven't tried the other sports, but I'll probably suck at them too.
52. I've never won any trophies.
53. I've never won an Oscar.
54. I've never won an Emmy.
55. I've never won a Noble Prize.
56. I don't have cable.
57. I don't have a cable modem.
58. I don't have a laptop.
59. I don't have a X-Box.
60. I don't have a pager.
61. I don't have a cell phone.
62. I don't even have a bike. (What ever happened to my bike?)
63. I didn't get anything that I wanted for Christmas.
64. I've never went to Disneyland.
65. I've never been in a casino.
66. I've never been at a concert.
67. I've never been at a rave.
68. I've never been in a riot.
69. I've never been in a nudie bar.
70. I've never been in an orgy.
71. I've never been gang-raped by a bunch of Playboy models.
72. I've never even been on a date.
73. I don't have a girlfriend.
74. I don't have a boyfriend either.
75. I have no life.
76. I have no money.
77. I have no retirement plan.
78. I have no budget. (No wonder I don't have any money.)
79. I waste too much money in the arcade at SJSU.
80. I live in a trailer.
81. I have a crooked spine.
82. I'm short.
83. I'm scrawny.
84. I'm slow.
85. I'm blind.
86. I'm callous.
87. I'm cheap.
88. I buy stuff made in Taiwan.
89. I'm a member of The Loser Network.
90. I actually believed in Santa Claus once.
91. I still watch cartoons.
92. I still live with my parents. (not my fault!)
93. I'm a virgin. (not my fault either!)
94. Girls don't like me.
95. Guys don't like me.
96. Animals don't like me.
97. Plants don't like me.
98. Household appliances don't like me.
99. My parents don't like me.
100. NOBODY LIKES ME!!!
101. You probably don't like me either...

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