Born: 27/12/79
Batting Style: Lance Cairns
Bowling Style: Sharp Off Cutter
Beer of Choice: Tui
Best Porn Video Title You've Heard Of: Anal crackmeister
Favourite Position: None
Sex: Not till marriage
Most likely to be: the richest person in the team
Profession: have a guess
If I could be someone/thing famous for a day I would be: Master Blaster
Mothers name: n/a
Socks on or off during sex: n/a
Cricketer most like: Cairns/Vettori, although some think I'm like Mark Waugh
Favourite strip club: Elly's
Most likely to cry when...: Collins gets more wickets than me
Person you would most like to see naked: Dougall's Missus
Chocolate or Vanilla: who cares
Pepsi or Coke: who cares
Red Wings?: never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever
Mentor: Collins
Brown or Pink?: who cares
Pod of choice: don't care