Where the big black box was conceived is anyone's idea? It was originally introduced to the team by Dougall, but he soon passed it down to Uncle Richie. Uncle gave it it's name due to the fact it is the biggest box anyone has ever seen and the shape of the concave is not too dissimilar to that of the famous muppett Gonzo. The rest is history really - whoever has worn gonzo has known to to great feats and preform like they have never performed before. It has brought great form to all those who have encountered it. Uncle Richie and Kolzee have scored a St Lukes record of 112 for 1 partnership wearing Gonzo, Collins pulled the bean boucers back from 5 wickets down for 4 runs with an magic 40 to almost steal a victory, and Mathers proposed to Faye while wearing the beast.
Gonzo is not always a "goodtime" box as if you have been a bad boy it is more than likely you will be issued a Gonzo skull for your troubles. Those who have experienced the pleasure of a Gonzo skull include Frodo, Bad News, Son of Ellwood and even the great Uncle Richie.
The secret of Gonzo? no one knows just a lucky charm really and the fact that it is so huge that even the great John Holmes would feel safe wearing Gonzo.
