I have a wife who banged two guys after we were married and now we don't know who our son's father really is. Cute izzit?
I have a daughter who hears voices and pays kids at school to fondle her so she can say she's got a boyfriend. Mega cute.
Allow me to elaborate.
Life has been hard for me, it's true. I worked for an apartment complex as a maintenance man, but got fired, because I wasn't giving it to the old man like he liked it, I suppose. So after I was fired, I began to use my wife's social security to pay the rent and upgrade my computer. My family went hungry, but my computer kicked ass.
I got my son and his ex-wife to feel so sorry for me, that they gave us what little food they had.
Ahh, my son. The apple of my eye. He is my first born and I am proud of him. He was married to his wife for around 4.5 years, but they are separated now. He is too cheap to give her a divorce. For the first 3.5 years that they were together, my son beat her on a regular basis, sometimes with anything he could get his hands on, including books. She still has the scars on her arms from him. I taught him well.
My daughter hates me and my wife. She stabs her bed, when we let her have one, and tells us she wishes it was us. She threatens us with our lives, and she is clinically insane. Runs in the family.
I grew up under rich parents that hated my guts. Can't imagine why. I grew up to use drugs, and eventually go to prison for murder. I'm such a nice guy.
My wife grew up pretty hard herself. I won't go into that, because while I'm a bitch for writing this, JoJo will always be my favorite. But she did drugs right along with me, smoked weed for so long and even recently, and she's addicted to pain pills.
I have a job, but my priorities are so messed up that I buy cigarettes and Coca Cola as opposed to food for my family. And now that my son lives with us, he doesn't help at all. An Inskeep through and through.
If you believe my bullshit that I'm really as bad off as I say I am, please feel free to donate to
James Arthur Inskeep
850 Paint Rock Rd., Apt. 503
San Angelo, TX 76905
Pictures coming later...