CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.
Sorry, I cannot make it because there is a power failure. I am stuck on the escalator.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring and suffering.