A cloud.
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
What is difference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!
Why are men like commercials?
You can't believe a word they say.
If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first?
The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.
Don't spend 2 dollars to have a shirt dry cleaned. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it and put it on a hangar. Next morning you can buy it back for 75 cents.