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| The Cattery Page |
| This page is dedicated to all our feline friends, those lovely bags of fur and fluff that the Lord blessed us with, to moan outside our windows, be sick on our floors, jump on our breakfast tables and urinate in the corner on the floor. I hate cats. |
| My favorite cat, who also happens to be a resident at Chez Rex, is called Frank. He is big, white, and moans a lot. Being the landlords cat, I'm not in a position to shoot him. Yet. But I am considering purchasing the above invention for Rex, so he can take Frank to work with him. |
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