Mackerel Man
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The 3 Tenners
Tash (boltons burd)
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ME
Guitar HERO!!!!!
alright guys? how was the week end? mines was cool man. you'd think that a Friday night in clatty cleats and being too drunk to go out Saturday night a rubbish weekend? wouldn't you? elementary my dear Winston. i was minging on Friday in cleats with Bolton, Tash (Boltons burd) and Ross, we got a case of bud from behind the bar for 25 quid and four little jackets to keep your beer cold. drank that in boltons house while some "wacky Jacky" was on offer. i passed out in boltons bed, followed by tash (boltons burd) then Ross came in and fell asleep on the chair, tash (boltons burd) kicked him out then bolton jumped in the bed so i woke up in their bed hahaha with them! anyway, cut to Saturday, paradise club, half time at the game. i was going to Quinceys for pie and chips and i walked past the fish shop were a sign read "Mackerel - 99p" i thought bargain! so i bought the pie and chips and then the mackerel walked in the paradise club and slapped it on the table for bolton, he didn't find this amusing so i put it in the fridge then Ross appeared i told him i was going to do a magic trick and told him to shut his eyes and i made him winch the fish haha. anyway after game i took my mackerel and was heading for the Celtic and this guy stopped me and asked me if i wanted to buy a guitar for 40 quid (it was a fender I'm sure) so i said to him tell you what ill give you 30 and a mackerel, and he said A MACKEREL? AYE ALRIGHT!!!! so i made him play the guitar to see if it worked and exchanged items, so i was walking about the town pure wrecked with this guitar i had bought for 30 quid and a mackerel. needless to say my mum was a bit bewildered when she came in and there was a guitar lying in her living room and i was passed out upstairs!
