Phil, mind that time I...
by Brian Gerrard
When asked what happened last saturday night, Ged gave this reply...
Aye man�funny as fuck in the toilets hahahahhahahahha!! A went into the toilet just after the Phil, so I went to the trough n started 2 piss, at the end of ma piss, I gave a big push to empty my bladder completely, however I proceeded to fart, and I new instantly that I had �followed throo� haha! So I went into the cubicle n pulled down the old slacks n got a bito toilet roll n patted me arse with it. True unuff I had shat my pants! Haha, luckily there was no shite on me M&S boxers, just round me bum cheeks! So with 2 bog rolls already been dropped down the pan by others, I had only 1 to survive on, and after 1 wipe a dropped that down the pan also! So with phil in the other cubicle I gave him a shout�he had no bog roll so I sed get me some at da bar, he replied � OK�. But the minutes ticked on, and still no adrex puppy, so I called him n he thought a was winding him up! Haha so the coco monkey brought me in some and a cleaned me arse good n proper. As for the blood, I aint sure wot happned there!!! Coco monkey sed that he can recall me sayin that I bumped it in da toilet, or that he hit me wen we was carryin on. However I also have a feelin I fell, yet agen, down those fuckin stairs!!!!! Enquiries are on going at the moment, any further updates will be shared.
