| Quotez ~2~ Live By |
| ~Two wrongs are only the beginning!~ |
| ~"Suicide Hotline...please hold."~ |
| ~As I said before, I never repeat myself.~ |
| ~Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.~ |
| ~Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.~ |
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| ~I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.~ |
| ~Conserve energy... fart in a jar.~ |
| ~There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.~ |
| ~Me, Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.~ |
| ~Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them.~ |
| ~For Sale: Taliban rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.~ |
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| ~Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!~ |
| ~Life is Uncertain... Eat dessert first!~ |
| ~Dont hate me because I'm beautiful - hate me because your boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful!~ |
| ~You can't scare me. I drive a school bus!~ |
| ~Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.~ |
| ~Smile, everyone loves a moron.~ |
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| ~Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!~ |
| ~My family puts the "fun" back in dysFUNctional.~ |
| ~Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!~ |
| ~My computer NEVER cras...DOH!~ |
| ~My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.~ |
| ~Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster!~ |
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| ~Looking for a helping hand? There's one on your arm.~ |
| ~Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please!~ |
| ~Drunk!...naught me - I'm Serfectly Pober Occifer!~ |
| ~Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.~ |
| ~Dont tell me to go to Hell, cus maybe I dont wan to go home.~ |
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