| <*My Questions*> |
| ~hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? ~Can I trade this job for what's behind door # 2? ~I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in? ~Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? ~What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it? ~How can you tell when your out of invisible ink? ~Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? ~Do you need a silencer if your gonna shoot Britney Spears? ~If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented? ~Why is it called an asteroid when it's in the hemisphere, and a hemorrhiod when it's in your ass? ~What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? ~If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? ~If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself? ~Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? ~You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? ~If a cow laughs, will milk come out of his nose? ~If a store is open 24/7, then why are there lockes on the door? ~If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? ~If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? ~Of course I'm in shape. Isn't Round a shape? ~"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?" ~If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? ~If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? ~Why is the word die, in DIEt? |
| I'll be adding more questions here, whenever I get more. For now, check these out! -Tanya |
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