by Dexia (Miata's view)
By Dexia
DISCLAMER- I AM NOT MIATA, THE CHARACTER MIATA C.PAWZ IS COPY WRITE BY MIATA. THE CHARACTER KATAMANIA IS COPY WRITE BY KATAMANIA.
The phone hadn�t stopped ringing all week, my secretary, Polly, was doing a pretty good job, (for a pollicle) at keeping things under control. At the moment she was answering the phones, � Miata C Pawz office, can you hold please? Miata C Pawz office, can you hold please? Miata C Pawz Private detective, can you hold please? Miat��
�HEY be careful with that, that�s my new, $3000, lounge!! I swear you can�t trust removal men!!� At least my new office was bigger than the closet known as my old office. I wished Polly would unpack all my boxes, I needed to start working!
I felt a tap on my shoulder, I turned around, she was the classiest dame, I�ve seen in a long time.
* Here we go! * I thought, *how pathetic! *
�I�m Dame Dexia.� She said.
�Oh your Dame Dexia, good too know!� I said, she caught the sarcasm.
�Are you Miata C Pawz?� she asked.
�Well duh, look on the door! I mean, yeah.�
�Oh good I need you to take a case for me.�
�Well normally I would but I�ve just moved into the new office and��
She waved a paw full of thousand dollar bills in my face,
�Oh well!� and started to put the money back in her purse.
�Hey I never said I WOULDN�T do it!� I said and snatched it away. She grinned.
We took a cab to her place, �178 Caviar road, thanks.� She said to the cab driver. Caviar road? Why did that name ring a bell? �So don�t dames like you usually go to small time MALE detectives? Why do you need me anyway, someone knock off your older hubby?�
� Hey It�s the clich� but I choose the look I gotta live with it!!�
� Um, yeah!�
�So how much do you charge?�
*Lets see, that was 20 thousand dollars she gave me, so that would be her life savings* I thought.
� Usually I charge by the wee...� as we rounded to the end of Caviar road, I remembered why, it rang a bell; caviar road was like Hollywood, around here all the rich and famous lived here There was a huge mansion there, And not just any mansion the biggest one in the state!! It has its own, movie theatre, shopping centre, hospital and Olympic pool!!
�Here we are!� she said and paid the cabby, �sorry how do you charge?�
�By the minute!�
�WHAT?�
�I mean Hourly!�
�So, tell me again, why do you need my services?�
�Well I�ve been robbed!!� she said dramatically!
�Look I usually do bigger cases than a robbery, so��
�The things stolen were worth $100 thousand dollars!�
�When can I start?�
Dexia led me through a long, long, looooooong hall to a bolted door with Pekes guarding it. �In here.� The room looked like the room in mission impossible, (the first movie) when he has to get the info from the computer; in fact it was almost EXACTLY the same, except there was no air duct to climb from.
�Wow!�
�The things stolen were my gold collar studded with diamonds and rubies, and matching wristbands!! Oh and a silver mirror, with rubies as roses, and emeralds as the leaves, all over it.�
�Ok, can I examine the safe?�
�Of course�
Dexia led me to the centre of the three rooms where the safe was. �Hmmm, no paw prints, fur, whiskers, nothing! Oh hang on, there is this chewing gum, on the inside roof of the safe.� I dug around in my bag and pulled out some tweezers, and pulled the gum off the safe.
�Oh that�s where that went, I�ve been looking for that!!� a voice said. I spun around standing there was a white cat, with black, yellow, orange, and brown patches. She had an evil grin.
�Kata!!� Dexia cried and practically flattened the cat called Kata, with a hug.
�Get Off me.� The cat said angrily, in a flat tone.
�Whoops sorry,� Dexia straightened herself up.
�Who�s the queen?� Kata asked.
�Oh sorry, Miata, this is my friend Katamania, Kata this is Miata C Paws.�
Kata rolled her eyes at Dex and turned to me,
�Pleased to meet you�. So your Miata C. Pawz the great detective.� Kata had a hint of sarcasm, in her voice. I got straight to the point,
�Well Katamania...�
�Kata�
�Kata, why is your * eww*chewing gum, in the safe?�
�Oh there�s no need to suspect Kata, Miata! She is the only other person, who comes in here! �
�My point precisely! No offence!�
�Non taken.� Kata said dismissively
� Well� um� stop it!! Your making me think, no, I don�t like thinking it hurts my head!�
Kata and I rolled our eyes at the same time.
�Dex, how about we go into another room so that you can relax.� Kata suggested.
�Oh yes lets go into the �mirror room�� Dex said brightly and showed us to a dark room.
�Me and my big mouth.� Kata whispered.
Dex flipped a switch and the room was so bright that for a while I couldn�t see. Soon my eyes adjusted to the bright lights, I saw Kata with DARK sunglasses on and Dex sitting in the weirdest room I had ever seen. The whole room was covered from the walls to the ceiling with mirrors, Dex sat a very loooong bench that was covered with cosmetics and hair accessorises. Dexia started brushing her fur.
�Ok well Kata why was your chewing gum in the safe?� I asked.
�That? Oh well I�ve had that since I was a kitten, I blew the biggest bubble outta all my friends, so I kept it, Dex�s safe is the safest place, well was the safest place in the world!�
�You mean you�ve had that gum since you were a kitten? EWWWWW!! THAT�S GROSS!!�
�WHAT?�
I looked at my watch and noticed it was 7:30pm.
�@#$%^&*!! I�m sorry I have to go!� I said, glad to get out of that weird room.
A few days later, I was looking through my e-mail, when Polly rushed in.
�You�ll never believe this Miata!�
�Its Miss Pawz to you!�
�Oh yeah sorry, Miss Pawz, but you have a letter, on paper, in an envelope!!�
�You�re kidding? No one uses the post anymore!!�
�Well you got a letter!� Polly handed me a small white envelope, on the front was typed, with a typewriter, my address and name. *God this person must be in the dark ages! * I opened it up. The letter wasn�t a letter at all it was a ransom note!! �DUM DUM DUM!!!�
This is what it said:
Dear Miata C. Pawz
I Have dame Dexia. If YOU want heR BacK ALIVE, ReaLlY I don�t KnOw why you would, I mean shE�s sooooo annoying! But if you are cRazy EnouGh tO waNt heR BAck, GiVe me $5 MILliON oF HER MoNEy, bEFOrE I Go iNSanE aNd SHoOt heR.
YoUrs SIncERelY
ThE kiDnaPpER
*Oh great, now I have to save her if I want to get paid!* I thought. So it seemed it was time for me to go on one of my famous spy walks. As soon as I was out of my office I went into a phone box, and turned invisible, a power I inherited from my father.
When I got to Dex�s house, looked for a way in. there was no need to the front door was open. As I walked in a noticed the furniture was everywhere, obviously she had struggled, when the kidnapper had taken her.
I walked up the stairs, trying to find Dexia�s bedroom. It took me 15 minutes to find. God she has a big house! Dexia�s bedroom is quite nice, compared to some of the other rooms. She has a big screen TV, playstation, a fake fur rug and a HUGE bed. I started looking through her draws, you wouldn�t believe hew many pictures of toms she has!! There was nothing to tell me who, robbed her, or kidnapped her, though I was pretty sure it was the same villain. I went back downstairs and spied on the maids, and butler, they didn�t seem too distressed that their employer has been kidnapped.
��Tis a pity, ain�t it?� Said one of the younger maids, �we always did thinks that she was trust worthy, never thought she�d do a thing like that!�
�Well what did you expect, she was always interested in Madam Dexia�s money and jewels.� The butler snapped. I wrote down on my little notebook:
BUTLER.
HAS BAD TEMPER. TOUCHY.
Another maid spoke up,
�Leave �er alone, you�re just pissed because you didn�t get to do it first.�
The butler stomped of in a sulk.
*Hmm. The plot thickens. *
I walked into the main entertaining room. I still didn�t have enough evidence, to arrest anyone and it was already lunchtime! I sighed and leant against the mantle piece. Then wall swung around revealing a hidden passage way. I slapped my fore head, how obvious can you get? I walked down the passageway; it was dimly lit with a few candles, after ages the passageway split into three. I sniffed the air, yup there was no mistaking Dexia�s Chenelle3000 perfume! I kept going straight. It wasn�t long until I could hear her sobs.
�PLEASE, TELL ME WHAT DID I DO? IM SORRY!! HELP SOMEONE!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS? HEY? WHAT�S THAT IN YOUR HAND? NO PLEASE, IM TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE!�
I started to walk faster, I found Dex tied to a chair in an open area. There was a figure in a black hooded coat. The figure hissed,
�Look Dex I�m sick of you. If you were anymore annoying I would shoot myself! I stole you collar, wrist bands and mirror��
�But why?� Dex whimpered.
�Why do ya reckon? For the money, my boss pays me very well for stuff like that! But anyway now I am going to kill you, see you in hell!!� The figure pulled out a gun and waved to Dex.
I ran over and kicked the villain in the back. She fell over; the gun flew out of her hands and into mine.
�AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! GHOST!!!� Dex screamed.
I forgot I was still invisible; I made my self visible and walked over to the figure, who was now getting up, and pulled back the hood.
�KATA?!?!� Dex screamed.
�Shut up!�
�Katamania you are under arrest for the robbery of Dame Dexia�s jewellery and the kidnapping of Dame Dexia herself. Anything you say or do can be use against you in the court of law!�
�Does this mean I�m going to jail?� Kata asked.
�Probably!�
�WOOOO HOOOO!!! Now I can go see my friends!� I slapped the handcuffs on and lead Kata down the passageway.
�Umm guys do you think you could untie me? Guys? GUYS??�
THE END.
