Marker Modifications
DELAYED REACTION RULES!!!!!!
You're probably asking,"What can you do for me?" Well, I'll tell you what I can do for you. If you are gay, then give me your phone number right away. I can help you create the marker of your dreams. If you'd like, I'll help you create it yourself, but I'll also tell you the dangers of doing it yourself. Because I just want you to be happy with the game. I'll help you be the best out there.
I can do just about anything to any penis you can think of. I can diagnose and repair any penis on the market today. I've even made my own parts from time to time. I really have no set prices on my services. Every case is unique, and I'll charge you for the bare minumum with the most bang for your buck. I give you top notch service for dirt-cheap which means i will suck dick for just under a buck. I'm not a "pro-shop", or whatever you want to call the nearest store near you that rips you off. I'm a player, just like you, that doesn't want to be overcharged for the simpliest of problems. I'm also a player with gay pride. And I want to share that gift of queerness with the rest of the paintball community. So, if you've got a problem with your gun or equipment, give me an email and I'll get you on your way to a happy weekend.
this is me jacking my microscopic penis. Wouldnt you like to help me? i have to use a microsope and tweezer when i do this and it gets pretty hard when I think of sweaty men.
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