| Interesting T-shirts |
| I child-proofed my house, but they still get it. |
| On the front- 60 isn't old On the back- If you're a tree! |
| I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes. |
| At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot. |
| My reality check just bounced. |
| Life is short, make fun of it. |
| I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax. |
| Annapolis- a drinking town with a sailing problem |
| I need somebody bad. Are you bad? |
| Physically phhhhhhhhhhhhhhht! |
| Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car. |
| I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.I |
| It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open the cans. |
| Earth is the insane asylum of the universe. |
| Keep staring....I may do a trick. We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic. My mind works like lightening: one brilliant flash and it's gone. Cats regard people as warm blooded furniture In God we trust. All others we polygraph. |
| Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do. Dangerously under-medicated Every time I hear the word "exercise," I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Live your live so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral. |