Want to know which houses have been robbed? Look for the iron gratings on the windows. Want to know who has had skin cancers removed? Look for the people with the umbrellas.
Plastic surgery changes skin & muscle. It doesn't give you good taste in hairstyles, clothes & music.
I think the scariest thing about being a man would be marrying someone thin & then having her get fat. (It's a lot harder for a man to fake sexual interest in someone than it is for a woman.)
To marry a woman who will be reasonably thin for the rest of her life, find the tallest & thinnest woman you can...when she's 45, she'll look about right. Because ALL women gain weight.
The most important characteristic in a possible marital partner is niether looks or education...it's temperament. People can learn to fix up their appearance...they can take school courses. But temperament remains the same throughout life.
If you are a "leg-man" look for a woman with large breasts...The legs will be good. (However, you may also be getting someone with a thick waist who is a heart attack risk.)
Despite all you've been told over the years, no, you don't have to be your daughter's worst critic. You can decide to be her best friend instead.
Yes! There are other descriptors besides: "It's cool" and "It sucks" That's why we have to attend school.
The most pathetic thing a white kid can do is to imitate the style & dress of a black kid. The black kid imitates the style of ex-convicts.
The most pathetic thing a black kid can do is to imitate an ex-con.
You shave your head. You are a male over thirty. You are going bald. (Yes, we all know.)
No matter how heart-stoppingly beautiful the woman, she still thinks that there's something seriously wrong with her appearance. That's why you shouldn't really envy her that much. No matter how good-looking a man is he thinks his penis is too short. Ditto.
Always clearly ask for exactly what you want: About 50% of the time, you get EXACTLY what you want, about 25% you get a "no" answer, and about 25% of the time, the person will give you valuable information about how you can get what you want. That's how Casanova & Don Juan got their reputations as great seducers of women. But many preachers & salespersons can't seem to catch on to this simple method.
Why aren't products marketed to people over 50? Because everything is marketed BUT the product: self-image, lifestyle, fulfillment. It doesn't work on people over 50 because they've caught on to this.
No, $200 athletic shoes don't make you look smarter or cooler. They tell people that you were a mark for advertisers, and are now a mark for muggers.
Do you put "therapeutic" magnets in your shoes, chair or bed? They don't do one frigging thing. Neither do fat burners, bee pollen, DMSO, garlic, colonics or amino acid tablets. But as long as you keep buying them, they'll keep selling them.
Two of the most recognizable traits in people are intelligence & education. High intelligence is indicated by language-usage; education is indicated by preferences.
Advertising slogan: "Never Follow" Really bad advice, when you think about it. Throughout your life, sometimes you lead, sometimes you follow. Sometimes you don't join up.
In spite of everything you've been told, there really isn't anything magic about chocolate. It's just another food.
You are a man of a certain age: Honest, I'm not interested in how much hair you have, so forget the dye jobs, weaves, rugs, & plugs. Just get the double chin & the eye bags taken care of. In the long run it's cheaper. And it's way faster.
Once a marital partner gets bored with you, there's really nothing whatever to get him/her interested in you again. And why would you even try? People don't get more exciting or more attractive with age. They just get older.
The easiest way to be uncool is to try to be cool. (You hit on the secret of cool...let me in on it!)
Nobody else really gives a damn if you get fulfillment out of life. So YOU better give a damn.
No, my brains didn't start to drain out my ears when I passed the age of 40. Just because you're a male, and you're younger than I, doesn't mean you're smarter than I am. (Of course it doesn't mean I'm smarter than you are either.)