Disclaimer: Kish-sama ... why can’t I own you?!
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(Previously...)
Zakuro: C’mon, let’s get an apartment before someone calls the police on Mint.
(Now, inside some random apartment building..)
Mew Mews: WHAT?!
Mint: What do you mean there’s no room?
Apartment manager (AM): A lot of people are moving into cities like this these days! There’s absolutely no vacancy!
Ks: ...can’t you kick someone out?
AM: No! And we don’t allow holograms anyway.
Mew Mews ans Ks: (leave)
Lettuce: That’s the ninth one we went to!
Zakuro: Let’s try that building across the street.
Mew Mews and Ks: (go inside that building across the street)
Random girl: Hey! Cool hologram! Can I touch it?!
Ks: NO.
Pudding: Is there any room in this here apartment building?
Random girl: Nope. There hasn’t been any for months. More people are moving into the city you know.
Ks: Is there anywhere else he can go to?
Random girl: Um.... the place around the corner might have some room....
Zakuro: Thanks! Bye!
Mew Mews and Ks: (leave)
Apartment manager: (walks up to the girl): Hello my lovely and infinitely intelligent daughter named Lisa! Who were you just talking to?
Lisa: Some girls and a hologram. They wanted to stay here, but there’s no available apartment.
AM: ... yes there is.
Lisa: Oops.
-(Building around the corner)-
Zakuro: Nothing’s available here?!
Doorman: Nothing at all. Believe me, I know.
Mint: Um... we just wanna see an apartment. We don’t have to rent it.
Doorman: Ok! Just ask Joe the janitor. He sneaks into tenants rooms all the time!
Pudding: Thank you random doorman person!!
Mew Mews and Ks: (run inside)
Joe: (runs up to the girls and Keiichiro) Hey! No dirty shoes on my immaculately clean floor!
Lettuce: Hey, you’re Joe!
Joe: Um... duh?
Mint: We wanna check out an apartment, and we heard you can let us have a look.
Joe: Did Dave the doorman tell you this?
Ks: Yeah.
Joe: If Dave sent you, then it must be so! Come! I’ll take you the Super Suite! (runs to the elevator)
Mint: Isn’t this perfect? We’ll be able to steal the soap without even renting an apartment!
Ks: Great idea!
Mew Mews and Ks: (run and/or drift over to the elevator)
Joe: Ok, the Super Suite is on the top floor so the elevator ride is gonna take awhile.
Lettuce: How bad can it be?
-(Three hours later)-
Pudding: immensely bored... can’t focus...
Elevator: (stops)
Joe: Here we are! The 296th floor! (exits the elevator)
Everyone else: (follows)
Zakuro: Um... how come there’s only one door?
Joe: Because this whole floor is the Super Suite! (puts a key into the lock on the door) Come on! (enters)
Everyone Else: (follow)
Mint: Wow! It’s almost as cool as my place!
Everyone Else: *sweatdrop*
Zakuro: Um... I have to use the bathroom! *wink* (goes into the bathroom)
Joe: um... why did she wink?
Pudding: um... the Eye fairy told her to?
Everyone Else except Joe: *anime fall*
Joe: Ah, yes. We must always obey the Eye fairy!
Ks: -.-
SFX: FLUSH!
Joe: Ah, she’s done!
Zakuro: (comes out of the bathroom) *wink*
Joe: THAT’S IT GIRL! OBEY THAT EYE FAIRY! YEAH!
Zakuro: ô.o
Lettuce: Um... look at the time!
Mint: Yes, we really must leave!
Mew Mews and Ks: (leave)
Joe: Ok! Bye!
-(Later)-
Zakuro: Wow, you should’ve seen that bathroom! It was so... amazing!!
Mint: Whatever.
Lettuce: What do we have to do next?
Pudding: More McDonald’s!!
Ks: We still need a place to stay you know.
Lettuce: But there’s no room anywhere!
Ks: Well, I saw this one place....
-(Later)-
Hobo: .... and try not to lean against the walls of it, it’ll collapse.
Ks: Um... ok!
Mint: This is soooo degrading.
Pudding: Look on the bright side, at least we’re not wandering around anymore!
Zakuro: Bright side? We are living in freaking cardboard boxes that we rented from a hobo!!
Lettuce: At least these are clean boxes!
Mint: Why me??
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