Notes: The English is written the way it is because no one can understand it.
Disclaimer: I wish Kish was here with meh...
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(Previously...)
Pilot: We are now arriving in America: land of the free, home of the brave, and country of the idiots!
Mew Mews: Finally!!!
(Now, outside the airport...)
Ks: Ok... we�re here.
Mint: What do we do first?
Zakuro: I�ll handle this. (whistles)
Taxi: (drives up quickly)
Taxi driver: Rkuworhlli Beoihtwoeh?
Lettuce: GASP!! WE DON�T KNOW ENGLISH!!
Zakuro: Calm down. I know English. (to taxi driver) Qjejqp
Taxi driver: Doihqoh! Olngowag.
Zakuro: .... eaeglial.
Taxi driver: (nods) ekhoaioihaoiipppd.
Mew Mews (except Zakuro) and Ks: ?????????
Zakuro: He said �get in�.
Mew Mews and Ks: (get in the taxi)
Pudding: Where are we going?
Zakuro: McDonald�s.
Pudding: YAY!!
Taxi driver: Rsjkli!!
Mint: What did he say?
Zakuro: He told us to shut up.
Mint: Ah.
(Minutes later...)
Taxi: (stops)
Taxi driver: Ureireuy leeihio. Gieiowi srtjw.
Zakuro: Hsetsxdd. (gives the taxi driver some money)
Taxi driver: Zdtwya.
Zakuro: Ok guys, out of the taxi.
Mew Mews and Ks: (get out of the taxi)
Pudding: YES! We�re here! (runs inside McDonald�s)
Ks: *sigh* Psycho.
Zakuro: Let me teach you guys some English. Rsjkli is �Shut up�, Jeqih is �Yes�, Fke is �No�, and Ewqlkd is �Whatever�.
Other Mew Mews and Ks: O.O
Zakuro: Um...
Ks: How about you do all the talking.
Zakuro: -__- Ewqlkd. Let�s go.
Mew Mews and Ks: (go inside McDonald�s and find...)
Pudding: I WANT A CHEESEBURGER!!
Lady behind counter: IDOIE SAPRPH ASIHPIPEPQ!!
Pudding: I SAID I WANT A CHEESEBURGER!!
Lady: EIEQH CEIH IDOIE SAPRPH ASIHIPEPQ!!
Pudding: WHAT�S WRONG WITH YOU?!
Lady: FIHGEW EIEIHE IIDGWCC?!
Zakuro: ENOUGH!!!
Lady and Pudding: (shut up)
Zakuro: (to Pudding) Get over here! (to the lady) Kiaot gfhw. Wqrgg sdwggr segwewhhrw.
Pudding: um... ok. (goes over to the other Mew Mews)
Lady: (nods) Reezeu xsaggb!
Zakuro: Pudding, if you want anything, just ask me. OK?
Pudding: Yes Zakuro.
Lady: Jtessetr jery! Lijgwepi!
Zakuro: (takes the bag with the food and hands the lady money) Lweawhx.
Lady: Qdshhvhffv.
Zakuro: Come. (leaves)
Other Mew Mews and Ks: (follow)
Ks: Have you people noticed that these people aren�t scared of me.
Zakuro: This is America Keiichiro, remember? The Americans are idiots. They probably think you�re a hologram or something.
Ks: O...kay?
Lettuce: Well, the next thing we have to do is watch a movie, right?
Zakuro: Yup.
Mint: Do they allow you to bring your own food?
Zakuro: Dunno, but we�ll find out.
(Later, at the movie theater...)
Zakuro: (to the teenage ticket dude) Djewp. Grttreta Ktvirhsp.
Teenage ticket dude (TTD): Fdaioapie? (points to the McDonald�s bag.)
Zakuro: Um.... tjesuese werpojoiwehw eppeipe!
TTD: Fhw! Sfseye roihbd? Hesibgeqo eourhoq! (hands Zakuko four tickets)
Zakuro: (hands over money) Jywwr. (To Mew Mews) Come on.
Mint: What are we watching?
Zakuro: Spider Man 2.
Lettuce: But we didn�t even see the first one!
Zakuro: Suck it up. Now, let�s get that popcorn.
Pudding: POPCORN!!
Zakuro: Not for eating.
Pudding: Aw, c�mon!
Ks: We need to bring it to Ralph, remember?
Zakuro: Anyway, you people go and get seats. I�ll get the popcorn.
Ks: Where are watching the movie?
Zakuro: Through there. (points)
Ks: Ok!
Other Mew Mews and Ks: (go to get the seats)
(Minutes later....)
Mew Mews (except Zakuro) and Ks: O.o
Peter Parker (on screen): Depqepdk!! Krtjstr gtruewpi vsaalkeb!
Mint: *twitch* can�t..... understand.... the dialogue.... *twitch*
Pudding: They sound funny.
Ks: That girl is HOT!
Lettuce: What did he say?
Zakuro: Shut up, all of you!
Mint: (jumps up) SHUT UP?! I CAN�T UNDERSTAND THESE PEOPLE AND ALL YOU CAN SAY ABOUT IT IS SHUT UP?! I�M FREAKING SUFFERING OVER HERE! WHAT IF THIS MOVIE IS ACTUALLY GOOD??!! IF IT IS, THEN I�M MISSING OUT AND THAT�S JUST NOT RIGHT!! IT�S EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!
Everyone else watching the movie: SSSSSHHHHHHH!!
Mint: AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHSSSSSSSS!!
Zakuro: -_- (knocks Mint out)
Mint: X__x
Ks: Um... she did have a point...
Zakuro: (glare)
Ks: ... i�ll shut up.
(After the movie�s over...)
Mew Mews ad Ks: (leaving the movie theater)
Mint: *sob* I can�t believe I missed it!! Waa!
Lettuce: It�s your own fault for going ballistic.
Mint: Shut up.
Zakuro: *sigh* I have an idea. Let�s go into this place. (stops in front of a restaurant)
Ks: �Mr. Soichiro�s Japanese Cuisine�... ok then...
Mew Mews and Ks: (go inside)
Lady: Jrtzst... Wait! You�re Japanese, are you not?
Mint: You speak Japanese!!
Lady: It seems so. My name is Kyoko, and my husband Soichiro runs this place.
Zakuro: Wonderful. Well, the reason we came was to ask if you could teach my friends English.
Kyoko: Even the ghost?
Ks: Yes.
Kyoko: Alright! Come with me, into the back.
(5 minutes later...)
Lettuce: (is speaking English) Wow! I can speak English now!
American guy: Hey Kyoko! What�s this item? Number 15?
Mint: WHEEEEEEEEE!! (hugs the American) I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU!!
American: O.o
Kyoko: um....
Pudding: Thanks lady!! Bye bye!!
Kyoko: Ok, bye! Come back soon!
Mew Mews and Ks: (leave)
Mint: (runs up to random person) SAY SOMETHING!!
Person: Er.... hi?
Mint: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! (runs up to another person) HELLO PERSON!
Person: Hi psycho.
Mint: YAYNESS!!!
Pudding: *sniff* It warms my heart to see Mint so hyper.
Everyone else: -_-
Zakuro: C�mon, let�s get an apartment before someone calls the police on Mint. (starts walking)
Lettuce and Pudding: (drag Mint away)
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