Disclaimer: KISH SHALL BE MINE!! Er, I mean, KISH ISN’T MINE!! WAAAA!
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(Previously...)
Stewardess: Hey! You girls! Get into your seats!
Mew Mews: Hai!
(Now....)
Mint: How long has it been?
Ks: (from under the seat) How should I know?! I’M DEAD, DAMMIT!
Mint: I WASN’T ASKING YOU!
Stewardess: Who are you talking to miss?
Mint: (glare)
Stewardess: Oh! Look at the time! I have to go over there! (runs)
Lettuce: Mint, calm down.
Mint: Grrr...
Zakuro: I agree with Mint. This is boring, stupid, and annoying. I wish something exciting would happen.
SFX: THUD!!
Pudding: (looks up) Something landed on the plane-plane!
SFX: (chainsaw noise)
Pudding: Someone’s sawing a hole!!
SFX: thud.
Ks: Sounds like someone dropping a chainsaw.
SFX: CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie and James: (jump into the plane)
Jessie: Prepare for trouble!
James: Make it double!
Passengers: O.o
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Meowth: -is not there-
James: ... where’s Meowth?
Jessie: Maybe he fell off the top of the plane.
James: Cool!
Pikachu: (jumps into the plane through the hole) CHU!! (electrocutes Jessie and James)
Officer Jenny and Ash: (jump into the plane) GIVE UP TEAM ROCKET!
Jessie and James: NEVER! (open the door thingy and jump out of the plane)
Ash, Pikachu and Jenny: (follow)
Passengers: O__o
Zakuro: That was great!
Ks: Who were they though?
Stewardess: (holding onto a seat) Er... ladies and gentlemen! As you can probably see, there is a hole in the ceiling, and the door’s open, so unless you wanna be sucked into oblivion, please keep your seatbelts on.
Seagulls: (fly through the hole and door into the plane)
Pudding: LOOKIE! BIRDIES!
Gulls: (start pecking at peoples seatbelts)
Passengers: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Gulls: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ks: Girls! Transform!
Mew Mews: (transform into... Mew Mews!)
Mint: RIBBON MINT ECHO!
Lettuce: RIBBON LETTUCE FLASH!
Pudding: PUDDING RING INFERNO!
Zakuro: RIBBON ZAKUROS PURE!
Gulls: (die)
Passengers: Yay!
Ks: (comes out from under the seat) WHOOT! YOU KICKED ASS GIRLS!
Passengers and Stewardess: ...... GHOST PASSENGER! WAAAAAAAAAA!!! (jump out of the plane)
Mew Mews: .......
Pilot: (over loudspeaker thingy) We are now arriving in America: land of the free, home of the brave, and country of the idiots!
Mew Mews: Finally!!!
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