Disclaimer: (scoffs) I don’t own Kish. You happy now?
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(Previously...)
Ralph: Just remember to give the stuff to me when you get back!
Mew Mews: We will! Bye!!
(Now, in the airport...)
Ks: Ok, it’s best if we don’t draw attention to ourselves.
Random lady: AAHH!! A GHOST!! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIVES!!
People: WAAAAAAA!! (run screaming)
Zakuro: Bloody brilliant plan! So, when are we gonna put it to action?
Ks: Shut. The. Hell. Up.
Mint: Well... (looks at watch) our flight doesn’t start for an hour... wanna get some food?
Everyone else: YAY!! (run over to random food place)
Random food place worker: NOOOOO!! IT’S A GHOST!!! RRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!
People: AAAARRRGHS!! (run screaming)
Mew Mews and Ks: .....
Pudding: ALRIGHT!! FREE FOOD!! (starts shoveling down food)
Lettuce: But.... we can’t pay for it!
Pudding: (mouth full) meem mph!!
Lettuce: What do you mean ‘exactly’?! IT’S THEFT!
Security guard: (randomly pops up) Did someone say theft? (spots Pudding eating) GASP!! IT’S THE FOOD THIEF!! WE NEED UNITS OVER HERE!!
Zakuro: -____- isn’t this wonderful.
Mint: I ain’t wasting my money on this cheap crap.
Group of armed security guards: (surround the food place)
Head of Security (HOD): Miss! Spit out all you have ruthlessly consumed and put your hands up!
Pudding: (mouth still full) Mmmh mmf miiph!
HOD: DO NOT MAKE ME RESORT TO VIOLENCE!!
Pudding: (mouth has yet to stop being full) MMMH MMF MIIPH!!!
HOD: SWALLOW DAMMIT!!
Pudding: (swallows)
HOD: Now, what were you saying?
Pudding: I have to go to the bathroom!!
Security guards: *anime fall*
HOD: um... we can arrange that. Let her through.
Security guards: (move over to let Pudding through)
Pudding: (runs past them) FREEDOM!! SAYONARA SUCKERS!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
HOD: GASP!! SHE HAS OUTWITTED US!! GET HER!!
Security guards: (start running after Pudding)
HOD: I suspect the rest of you are accomplices. PUT YOU HANDS UP!
Mew Mews: (put hands up)
Ks: Um... since the handcuffs will go right through me, can I keep my hands down?
HOD: ..... GHOST ACCOMPLICE!! GAH!! (runs screaming)
Lettuce: That solves one problem!
Ks: But we still need to find pudding and get on our flight all in one hour!
Mint: Correction. Forty-five minutes.
Ks: That scene took fifteen minutes?
Mint: The watch doesn’t lie.
Ks: But it only took the author a freakin’ two minutes to write!
Mint: Two minutes and fifty-six seconds genius.
Otaku: Yeah, what’s wrong with you?
Ks: WHATEVER!! .... wait, what are you doing here?
Otaku: ... gottagoseeyoulaterbye! (runs)
Ks: Ok.... well, let’s go! C’mon ladies!
-(near the bathrooms...)-
Lettuce: Hey, do you hear something?
Zakuro: The winds of our demise maybe?
Mint: It’s coming from the girl’s bathroom.
Ks: Er... let’s go then!
-(inside the bathroom...)-
Random teenager: HENTAI DEAD GUY!!!! SCATTER!!
Ladies: NOOOOOOOOO!!! HENTAI! HENTAI! (run screaming)
Ks: Ok.... now it’s empty at least... (thinks) WHY DID THEY RUN?! THAT TEENAGER WAS HOT!!
Lettuce: (is checking the stalls) hey! -is at last stall-
Pudding: (is in the stall, sitting on the floor) llama llama llama llama llama llama.......
Ks: C’mon Pudding! We have to leave! We have about forty minutes-
Mint: Thirty.
Ks: ..... that scene took fifteen minutes?
Zakuro: Watches don’t lie Hentai Kei-chan.
Lettuce: Ooooh! Cute nickname!
Ks: -__-
Pudding: AWAY!! (runs out of the bathroom) .......WAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Ks: Quick! Everyone out!
Everyone: (run outside the bathroom)
Security guards: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Pudding: (surrounded by the security guards) MEEP!!
Mint: NO! PUDDING!
HOD: (walks over to the security guards) Nice work guys. Nice work.
Zakuro: Hentai Kei-chan! Do something!
Ks: ... boo?
Security guards and HOD: GHOST!! (run screaming)
Lettuce: C’mon! We have to find our plane!
Ks: Why?
Mint: We have ten minutes!
Ks: That did NOT take twenty minutes!
Zakuro: What do you know. You’re dead.
Pudding: HAI!!
Ks: -____________- whatever. Let’s go.
Mew Mews and Ks: (set off to find the airplane)
Lettuce: It’s this way! (points to the left)
Pudding: No! It’s this way! (sticks her finger up her nose)
Everyone else: O.o
Random lady: Which flight are you looking for?
Mint: The 3 o’clock flight! To America!
Lady: GASP! You only have two minutes to get on the plane!
Zakuro: NO, YA THINK?!
Lady: Luckily, it’s right here! (points to the door directly behind her)
Ks: ....wonderful....
Lady: Quick! Get on!
Mew Mews and Ks: (scramble onto the plane)
Lady: BYE!!
Plane: (takes off)
Ks: Close call...
Stewardess: Hey! You girls! Get into your seats!
Mew Mews: Hai! (sit wherever)
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Personally, I haven’t been in an airport in years, so yea.