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(Previously...)
Mew Mews: TELL US!!
(Now...)
Ralph: Well, for the gay ones it’s easy. Just get someone of the opposite gender who likes them to kiss them.
Ks: Ok... and Ichigo?
Ralph: Well, to cure your friend, you’ll have to go to... AMERICA!! (thunder, lightning, scary music)
Mew Mews and Ks: GASP!!!! NOT THAT!!
Ralph: I know, it’s horrid, but there are things there that you need to collect.
Ks: What are they?
Ralph: First, you have to get an authentic American cheeseburger... from McDonald’s.
Pudding: WHOOT! VICTORY!
Ralph: Next, you have to watch an authentic American movie without subtitles and bring authentic American movie popcorn. Complete with butter.
Mint: I have to sit in a filthy American movie theater?!
Ralph: um... yes. Anyway, you must also rent an apartment and steal the soap in the bathroom!
Lettuce: Anything else?
Ralph: Ah, yes! The last thing you must do, is get a movie made of you. During this last trial, you must put up with the paparazzi, and when you’re in Hollywood, you must get the hair of an authentic American actor.
Zakuro: Um... do you mean a strand or...
Ralph: You must shave the person’s head. Make sure he or she is American though. Here’s your passports! (gives them all passports... except Keiichiro’s spirit)
Ks: Thanks Ralph!
Ralph: No prob! Just remember to give the stuff to me when you get back!
Mew Mews: We will! Bye!!
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That was short...