Disclaimer: (sobbing) WHY CAN’T KISH BE MINE?!?!
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(Previously...)
Kish: Wanna go to my room? *wink*
Ichigo: Ah, I get it! Let us go!
(Now, in the Café)
Masha: TWEET!!
Mew Mews: What?
Masha: Oh, screw this! Well, basically, my Ichigo senses are tingling!!
Keiichiro: Masha! I never knew you could talk!
Masha: My mommy taught me never to talk to humans.
Everyone else: *anime fall*
Masha: Anyway, my Ichigo senses are telling me where Ichigo is! Follow me! (leaves)
Mew Mews: (follow)
-(in Kish’s room)-
Kish: Well, you know why we’re here right?
Ichigo: There would be no other reason.
Kish: Ok! (takes a box out from under his bed) Now I can finally show you my video game collection!
Ichigo: *sweatdrop* um... that’s not what I had in mind...
Kish: (not listening) ....and here’s Mario Party 4, and Super Smash Bros. Melee, and Soul Calibur 2....
Ichigo: er... Kish? Hello?
Kish: (still not listening) .... Dynasty Warriors 4, Halo, Midnight Club 2, Max Payne...
Ichigo: Kish? KISH?! HELLO!! EARTH TO KISH!!
Kish: ....and my new Inuyasha game, that Magic Knight Rayearth game...
Ichigo: PAY ATTENTION DAMMIT!!
Kish: MEEP!!
-(outside Kish’s room)-
Zakuro: So, they went in here?
Tart: They are probably doing naughty things...
Mint: SHUT IT PERV!!
Pudding: Yeah, but he’s a cute perv!! Right Tar Tar?
Tart: yup! I’m HOT!!
Mew Mews (except Pudding) & Keiichiro: *sweatdrop*
Lettuce: Well, here it goes! (knocks on the door) hello? Ichigo?
Tart: He usually keeps the door unlocked.
Zakuro: And you know this because?
Mint: He’s a perv and he’s gay.
Tart: NO I’M NOT!!!
Lettuce: (opens the door)
Ichigo: (tossing the video games out the window) YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME!! NOT THIS CRAP!!
Kish: (sobbing) NOOOOOO!!!! I STILL HAVEN’T BEATEN SKIES OF ARCADIA!!
Zakuro: Yup. Veeeerrrrrrry naughty indeed.
Pudding: Ooooh!! Look! Mario Party!!
Keiichiro: Oh dear....
Ichigo: (notices the other Mew Mews and Keiichiro) oh, hi guys!
Mint: Hey Ichigo! Come with us!
Ichigo: NEVER!! Even though I’m destroying Kish’s stuff and he’ll probably hate me forever, I’ll still love him!! HE’S MINE!! (glomps Kish)
Kish: *sigh* For a psycho lunatic, she’s pretty cute!!
Keiichiro: Still, we are taking Ichigo back! We need to reverse the effect of the love potion.
Kish: How do you know about the potion?
Keiichiro: Well.... um....
Masha: Basically, Keiichiro thought that the bottle of love potion you dropped was tea, so he gave it to Ryou and Masaya and.... well.... you know....
Kish: ....that’s..... not..... right..... and I dropped a bottle?!
Ichigo: (stroking Kish’s hair) What shampoo do you use?
Kish: I’m starting to regret this....
Ichigo: How about we get those other people out of here and spend some alone time? *wink*
Zakuro: And she’s only twelve....
Tart: (runs in) Ryou and Masaya are here... they have terrible news!!
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