Disclaimer: Sadly, I still do not own Kish.

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(Previously....)

Ryou: Ichigo is... is... IN LOVE WITH KISH!!

(Now...)

Mew Mews: O_________O

Keiichiro: (comes in) What’s going on? I heard Ryou say “GASP!!”

Ryou: Ichigo’s in love with Kish!!

Masaya: (barges in) -is totally livid- What. The. Hell. Did. You. Just. Say. WHERE’S ICHIGO!?

Ryou: WITH KISH DUMBASS! WHERE ELSE?

Masaya: DON’T YELL AT ME!!

Ryou: WELL THEN DON’T YELL AT ME!!

Kish: (comes in with Ichigo hanging all over him) Behold! My greatest wish has been granted! Ichigo now has the hots for ME!! Not YOU Masaya! Seriously though, what moronic idiot would name a kid Masaya? (leaves)

Masaya: (crying) NOOOOOOOOO!! ICHIGO!!!

Ryou: well, she ain’t that pretty anyway...

Lettuce: (picks something up) What’s this?

Zakuro: I think Kish dropped it.

Pudding: YAY!! THERE’S LIQUID IN IT!! YAY LIQUIDS!!!

Everyone else: ô___o

Keiichiro: Maybe it’s tea! I’ll make some. It might calm down his nerves. (looks at Masaya)

Masaya: (clenching his chest) My heart..... it’s...... breaking.... HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION NOW?! HUH?!

-(later)-

Keiichiro: (gives the “tea” to Masaya and Ryou) Here you go! There wasn’t enough for the girls though...

Mint: That tea must suck anyway.

Keiichiro: -____-

Masaya & Ryou: (drink some of the “tea”)

Keiichiro: Was it good?

Masaya & Ryou: (staring at eachother)

Keiichiro: ??

Masaya: Ryou....

Ryou: Masaya....

Masaya & Ryou: I love you!

Everyone else: O_________________________________________________O WHAT THE CRAP?!

Masaya: Wanna go to the movies darling?

Ryou: Sure sweetie!

Masaya & Ryou: (leave arm in arm)

Mint: (passes out)

Zakuro: MY EYES!!!

Lettuce: (fetal position)

Pudding: I’m gonna be scarred for life....

Keiichiro: I’m.... gonna.... puke... (runs into the bathroom)

-(seconds later)-

Keiichiro: (comes out of bathroom) ok then.... I shall examine this so-called TEA OF GAY DOOM!!! (examines the tea) I KNEW IT!! A LOVE POTION!!!

Zakuro: um... shouldn’t we wake Mint up? She should hear this.

Mint: X_____X

Pudding: (jumps on top of Mint) HEY, WAKE UP!!!!!!

Mint: (springs up) THAT HURT!!

Lettuce: um... that “tea” was a love potion...

Mint: hm.... I could use that...

Keiichiro: FOCUS GOD DAMMIT!!

Mint: meep! o____o

Keiichiro: Ok.... we must face this calmly. Fist off all, we have to find out where Kish got this love potion. Next, we have to find a way to reverse it. Then, we must get Ichigo back!

Lettuce: Shouldn’t we get Ichigo back first?

Zakuro: Yeah, who knows what they’ll do.

Narrator: And very VERY bad images danced in their heads!

Pudding: Where did you come from?

Narrator: Me?

Pudding: Duh.

Narrator: I dunno.

Everyone else: -____________-

-(Somewhere...)-

Kish: So, what do you wanna do?

Ichigo: I dunno, what do you wanna do?

Kish: I dunno, what do you wanna do?

Ichigo: I dunno, what do you wanna do?

Tart: SHUT UP!!!!

Kish: um... Tart?

Tart: Yeah?

Kish: You’re gorging on candy. I think Pudding was a bad influence on you.

Tart: MY CANDY!!

Ichigo: Well, whatever Tar Tar.

Tart: ONLY MY BELOVED PUDDING CAN CALL ME THAT!!

Kish & Ichigo: Beloved? ô ______ô

Kish: Well anyway, wanna go to my room? ::wink::

Ichigo: Ah, I get it! Let us go!

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