Ganondorf: (stirring a potion) Are you sure this is gonna work?

Omnipotent otaku: Of course it is!

Ume: This is the only way to infest the world with evil!

Cassi: It’ll be great!

Ganondorf: it better be...

Cassi: Where’s the final ingredient?

Omnipotent otaku: Here it is! (holds up a computer)

Ganondorf: O.o

Ume: Hurry up! Put it in!

Omnipotent otaku: (puts computer in the potion)

Ganondorf: um... wha-

Cassi: Wait for it...

(There is a flash)

Ganondorf: What happened?

(Then they see hero*o*donuts [HOD], Black Triforce, Flare Flare, myztic-night, and Shourai-Hasami [S-H])

Ganondorf: YOU SAID THIS POTION WOULD INFEST THE WORLD WITH EVIL!!

Ume: Did I say that? I meant infest the world with insanity! ^____^

Myztic-Night: ah insanity! It is... um... insane!

Black Triforce: Where’s Dark Link?

Omnipotent otaku: He’s at Link’s place.

Black Triforce: Why?

Omnipotent otaku: *shrug*

Black Triforce: Works for me!! (disappears)

HOD: Let’s start a talk show!

Flare Flare: Talk show? Oh please! Let’s enslave the earth!

Ganondorf: Did you say enslave the earth?

S-H: (takes out machine gun) I’m gonna enslave the penguins!

Flare Flare: (takes out a piano) To Antarctica!

S-H & Flare Flare: AWAY! (disappear)

Myztic-Night: That means they are aliens!

Ganondorf: Why?

Myztic-Night: Aliens tend to abduct or enslave penguins.

Cassi: I wonder what color Link’s socks are...

HOD: I’m hungry...

Black Triforce: (appears with Dark Link) I’M BACK!! And Link’s socks are now periwinkle!

Cassi: That answers my question!

HOD: FOOD!! (chews on Dark Link’s socks)

Dark Link: -______-

Omnipotent otaku: What color are Dark Link’s socks?

HOD: tastes like... pink!

Black Triforce: What kind of crappy color is that?

Dark Link: I forgot to separate the whites.

Ume: So they were white?

Dark Link: No.

Ume: Then they were-

Dark Link: Black.

HOD: Makes sense.

Myztic-Night: Lots of sense!

Ganondorf: Black and white don’t make pink!

Myztic-Night: But green and black make yellow! (dumps black paint on Ganondorf)

Ganondorf: (turns yellow)

Tara: GAH!!! DEMON YELLOW!! (runs)

Flare Flare & S-H: (appear with three cages full of penguins) SURPRISE SURPRISE!!

Dark Link: What’s up with the penguins?

S-H: They are our new slaves!

Myztic-Night: GAH! IT’S THE ALIENS!! (hides behind Cassi)

Cassi: -____-

Flare Flare: We are not aliens!

S-H: We are...

S-H & Flare Flare: LITHUANIAN LEPRECHAUNS!!!

Ume: Let us sword fight with the penguin overlords!

Penguins: O______O

HOD: YAY! Entertainment!

Black Triforce: About time! This crappy place is sooo boring.

Dark Link: Can I help fight the penguin overlords or whatever?

Ganondorf: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Myztic-Night: Do you mean NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! as in you don’t want the penguin overlords to get killed or NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!! as in you don’t like pine trees?

Omnipotent otaku: Everyone likes pine trees!

Cassi: You have to be sane to hate pine trees!

Ganondorf: I hate pine trees.

Ume: GASP!! HE IS SANE!!

HOD: GET HIM!!!

(Everyone except Ganondorf and Dark Link [he’s not insane, just weird] runs into a wall)

S-H: (dazed) but Santa, since when did you buy watermelon? (passes out)

Myztic-Night: (dazed) I bought the camera like hot dogs! (passes out)

HOD: (dazed) the who? (passes out)

Flare Flare: (dazed) kangaroo lonely! (passes out)

Black Triforce: (dazed) that is the most crappiest restaurant in Canada. (passes out)

Ume: (dazed) Saito-san, why is your hair neon? (passes out)

Cassi: (dazed) maybe Jack is a vegetable farmer. (passes out)

Omnipotent otaku: (dazed) I don’t own the 80s! (passes out)

Dark Link & Ganondorf: O.o

Ganondorf: That was stupid.

Dark Link: Yeah.

Ganondorf: Wanna get some bagels?

Dark Link: Sure.

(They leave)

THE END
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Wow, I'm so dumb XD
I wish I had the other chapters. They were really weird too. *sigh*