Omnipotent otaku: YAY!!! CUTE NARRATOR!! MUST HUG!!!

Narrator: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (runs)

Omnipotent otaku: MWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!! (runs after narrator)

Link: la la la dee dee dum... going to the lake!

Inuyasha: (appears) WHY DOES SHE KEEP PUTTING ME IN THIS FIC??!!

Yusuke: (appears) Hey! This isn�t Yu Yu Hakusho!!

Keiko: (appears) Um... Yusuke... where are we?

Ume: (appears with Saitou) YAY!!

Saitou: When will my torment cease?

Ume: I love you!! (hugs Saitou)

Fuma: (appears) huh? Why am I here?

Kamui the shirt stealer: (appears) HI FUMA!!!

Tara the long lost smurf: (appears) Oh no... she�s gonna kill me...

Narrator #2: (reading script) and th-then they stert... uh, START!! YEAH!!! Tal-king... um... abo...abu... about! That�s it! About r-ran... ran...

Omnipotent otaku: YOU�RE FIRED!!!!

Narrator #2: fine! (leaves)

Omnipotent otaku: ahem... and then they start talking about random things... now to find a narrator! (disappears)

Inuyasha: (talking to Yusuke) So the plural of ox is oxen...

Yusuke: Yup!

Inuyasha: That means the plural of box is boxen!! ^__^

Yusuke: -______-

Keiko: Dude, where�s my laundry basket?

Ume: Saitou! Remember the episodes when you fought Kenshin??? Remember when you took-

Saitou: How many times are you gonna bring this up?

Fuma: STOP BEING GAY!!!

Kamui: (not listening) la dee da la dee dee dum doo!!! Hey look! It�s Liv Tyler!!

Fuma: (turns around) WHERE??

Kamui: (steals his shirt) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (runs)

Link: My socks are yellow!

Tara: GAH!! YELLOW SOCKS OF EVIL APOCALYPTIC DOOM!!!! (faints)

Narrator #3: And then something happened... wait! Can I start over? I didn�t feel that!

Omnipotent otaku: FEEL THIS!!! (throws a herring at him)

Narrator #3: What am I supposed to do with this?

Omnipotent otaku: CUT DOWN A TREE WITH IT!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Narrator #3: I hate you. (leaves)

Omnipotent otaku: And I shall say what he said again: and then something happened...

Voice: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! WE HAVE ARRIVED!!

Inuyasha: Mashed potato?

Yusuke: (throws a pie at Inuyasha) HA HA!! GOT YA DOG FACE!!

Keiko: YUSUKE YOU JERK!! (slaps Yusuke silly)

Yusuke: (dazed) I feel silly! Oh so SILLY!! I feel silly and silly and silly!! HA HA HA.... ha ha aha... duh

Voice: anyways... COME MY FRIENDS!!

(A bunch of mushrooms appear)

Mushrooms: WE ARE THE KOMBUCHA MUSHROOM PEOPLE!!!

Narrator #4: (bored) and little did they *yawn* know, the mushrooms were-

Omnipotent otaku: GAH!!! STOP... BEING... BORED!!!!

Narrator #4: whateva

Omnipotent otaku: YOU�RE FIRED TOO!!!

Narrator #4: *shrug* (leaves)

Omnipotent otaku: anyways... little did they know, the mushrooms were not owned by the Omnipotent otaku... GAH!! I�M REFERRING TO MYSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON!!

The otaku�s psychiatrist: It�s ok to feel sad!

Omnipotent otaku: DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! (kills psychiatrist) Ok... little did they know, the mushrooms were not owned by me, but by System of a Down!

System of a Down: ^________^

Ume: Well, I know the otaku doesn�t own the mushroom people!! ... isn�t it ironic? The otaku just had some sugar, and the Kombucha mushroom people are in the song Sugar!!

Saitou: Can we go now?

Ume: No.

The Kombucha mushroom people (KMP): PREPARE TO DIE!!!

Kamui: (sneaks up behind Saitou)

Saitou: Leave you gay person or suffer.

Kamui: um... ok... DON�T HURT MEEEEEE!!!! (runs)

KMP: -__- Can we kill you now?

Link: Isn�t this a Zelda story? Why are you all here?

KMP: (suddenly disappear)

Everyone else except Link, Ume, and Saitou: (turn into ReDeads)

Narrator #5: EVERYONEWASAREDEAD!LINKUMEANDSAITOUWEREBORED!

Omnipotent otaku: AREYOUHIGH?

Narrator #5: YES!

Omnipotent otaku: GOODFORYOU!!

Link: I�m bored...

Easter Bunny: (appears) Your wish has been granted!

(They are at a roller rink disco)

Link: 0.0

Ume: O.O

Saitou: O.o

Cassi the roller rink queen: HELLO!! Welcome to the roller rink disco! And meet my assistant, Draco Malfoy!

Draco: I�m getting paid overtime for this right?

Cassi: HUSH!! Anyways, since you are all so crazy, you can come in for free!

Link: Um... I�m insane because of the Omnipotent otaku.

Ume: I�m here for kicks.

Saitou: I lost my freedom to her in a game of poker and now I�m stuck with her.

Cassi: Well, you all know each other! That counts! LETS DISCO ROLLER STYLE!!

Draco: When�s my break?

Cassi: Quit complaining! At least you�re a Bish! (A.N.- Bish= Bishonen = cute guy)

Omnipotent otaku: (appears) Sorry I�m late! Got lost!

Cassi: NOW IT�S A PARTY!!

Link: um... can I go?

Easter Bunny: (appears) WISH GRANTED!! (disappears)

Link: (disappears)

Ume: Link left!!

Saitou: Good. His skirt-

Ume: Tunic.

Saitou: -was scaring me.

Omnipotent otaku: Wait! We need Link!

Cassi: Why?

Omnipotent otaku: Because this is a Zelda fic and without a Zelda character-

KABOOM!!!

Narrator #1: And the 4th chapter was no more!

THE END
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Ok. Cassi was a reviewer for the fic when it was on ff.n. And Ume is my FRIEND :D *sparkley eyes* And SOAD is a metal band that I like.