Zelda: So then what happened?

Link: A seagull ate him.

Noise: VROOM!!

Zelda: What was that?

Link: I dunno...

Noise: VROOM VROOM!!!

(Then they see Haruko coming at them on her vespa)

Haruko: READY OR NOT, HERE I COME N GET IT!!!!! (A.N.- taken from manga)

Link: huh?

Haruko: (hits Link)

Link: (goes flying)

Zelda: (takes picture)

Link: (lands)

Zelda: TAKKUN!!! (starts running over to him but then stops) hey... this isn�t Fooly Cooly!!

Haruko: Yeah... you�re right! Who�s writing this fic?!
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(In the Omnipotent otaku�s house...)

Omnipotent otaku: (typing) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DANCE MONKEYS DANCE!!!
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(Link, Haruko, and Zelda all turn into monkeys and start dancing)

Link monkey: Hey! I�m doing the tango!!

Zelda monkey: Hey! I�m doing some odd waltz with no one!!!

Haruko monkey: GAH!! I�M BREAK-DANCING!!! IT�S THE HORROR OF THE 80s!!!!

(Then they turn back into regular people)

Kenshin: (pops out of ground) HAVE NO FEAR!! I�M A SEER!!!

Professor Trelawney: LIAR!!!

Samus: COME MY BELOVED HUSBAND!!! (hops on top of Inuyasha) AWAY!!!

Inuyasha: Why am I here?
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(On the computer...)

Omnipotent otaku: Ok! Got Inuyasha there! Hmmm... who should visit next... I KNOW!! ^___^ (starts typing)
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(All of the sudden, Michael Jackson pops up)

All except MJ: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (run)

MJ: I�M BAD!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ganondorf: (appears) Hey, wanna join the bad guy club?

MJ: Sure!! ^_^

MJ & Ganondorf: AWAY!!!! (disappear)

Everyone: (go back to where they were before)

Inuyasha: GAH!! SAMUS IS STILL ON MY BACK!!!

Kenshin: HAVE NO FEAR, I AM QUEER!!!

Professor Trelawney: At least that is true!

Kenshin: LET US GO TO IREALAND!!! AWAY!!!

Kenshin fangirls: YAY!!

(Kenshin and his fangirls go to Irealand)

Link: My socks are lavander...

Zelda: WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN SOCKS!!!

Inuyasha: I do!!!

Zelda: (slaps Inuyasha)

Inuyasha: I don�t!!!

Samus: I wanna see the snowcone!!

Haruko: Me too! But first, the ritual!!!

(Haruko and Samus start frolicking through the flowers)

Link: (singing Rock me Amadeus)

Zelda: (chewing on Professor Trelawney�s foot)

Professor Trelawney: I should have foreseen this...

Tara the long lost smurf: oh no... I�m in the fic...
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(On computer)

Omnipotent otaku: Time to torture the smurf!! (starts typing)
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Tara: (turns yellow) GAH!!! EVIL YELLOW!! NOOOOOOOO!!! (faints)

Inuyasha: Hey! My shirt is gone!

Kamui the shirt stealer: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (dives into the sunset) AHHH! IT BURNS!!!

Everyone else: O.o

Link: The red rock of really right roads rings rum!!!

Zelda: ... I don�t get it...

Professor Trelawney: The dog boy will meet his horrible fate in three seconds!!

Inuyasha: wha- (gets hit by anvil)

Kagome: (appears) SURPRISE SURPRISE!!!!

Anvil: GAH!!! (skyrockets)

Inuyasha: AIR!!!

Anvil: (lands on inuyasha)

Inuyasha: (muffled) uuuuh...

Kagome: Whatever. (disappears)

Zelda: the weirdness... must escape...

(Suddenly, a horde of rabid monkeys trample Zelda)

Zelda: GAH!!! THE RABID MONKEYNESS!!!

(Then, a horde of not rabid llamas run over the rabid monkeys)

Rabid monkeys: uuuuuuh...

Not rabid llamas: GOODNESS WILL PREVAIL!!! (run into the sunset) AHHH!! IT BURNS!!

Link: YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

(Suddenly, Link wakes up from his horrid dream)

Link: (in bed) scary...

MJ: (runs into room) I�M BAD!!!

L ink: GAH!!! (skyrockets)

THE END
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omg XD so random.