Link: Hey, Zelda...

Zelda: Yeah?

Link: Hyrule is boring!

Zelda: Then let us go to... FEUDAL JAPAN!!!

(They are suddenly in feudal Japan)

Inuyasha: GAH! IT’S YOU PEOPLE AGAIN!!

Kagome: (slaps Inuyasha)

Shippo: (slaps a fish)

Gollum: MINE!!! (takes fish and runs)

Shippo: NO!! KATHY!! (runs after Gollum)

Omnipotent otaku: (falls from sky) Surprise surprise!!

Inuyasha: AHH!! (faints)

Link: My socks are purple...

Kagome: (eats Link’s socks)

Zelda: The grass is green... like Ganondorf!

Ganondorf: DAMMIT!!! SHUT IT WOMAN!!!

Zelda: NEVER!! (jumps on top of Inuyasha) AWAY!!!

Inuyasha: GET IT OFF ME!!!!

Omnipotent otaku: I’ll use my author powers! (Blows up Inuyasha) Oops...

Sango: HEEELP MEEEEE!!!! (is being chased by Miroku)

Miroku: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (is chasing Sango)

Tara the long lost smurf: Wow! I’m in the fic! (is run over by Sango and Miroku)

Kagome: I’m hungry!!

Zelda: ONWARD TO SOME RANDOM PIZZA PLACE!!!

(Zelda & Kagome go to a random pizza place)

Naraku: STOP LAUGHING!!!

Sesshomaru: Um... this is a bit too pointless for me (leaves)

Jaken: M’lord?

Omnipotent otaku: (throws Jaken into a tree)

Tree: GAH!!! THERE’S SOME HIDEOUS GREEN THING ON ME!!! (runs in circles)

Ganondorf: As long as it’s not me!

Link: (trips over a random octopus)

Rin: LOOK!! THE KNIGHTS OF NI!!!

Knights of Ni: NI!!! NI NI!!!

Rin: RUN AWAY!!! (runs)

Naraku: Hey, my shirt is gone!!!

Kamui the shirt stealer: I don’t have it! (is holding a shirt)

Tara: DEATH TO KAMUI!!!!

All girls: (chase Kamui with pitchforks)

Miroku: Where did the lampshades go?

Inuyasha: (is wearing a lampshade on his head) I dunno...

Zelda & Kagome: (appear) surprise surprise!!

Gollum: Why am I here again?

Shippo: UNHAND KATHY!!

Gollum: Um... I ate the fish... I mean, Kathy.

Shippo: O__O You... ate... her...

Gollum: Uh...

Shippo: DAMN YOU!! DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! (attempts to kill Gollum)

Gollum: (runs for dear life)

Sango: Where’s Miroku?

Miroku: (appears behind Sango) SURPRISE SURPRISE!!!

Sango: GAH!! (skyrockets)

Omnipotent otaku: THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!

The British: You got a problem with us?

Kagome: I love the Brits!! (hugs the lovely British people)

Inuyasha: I don’t have socks on...

Ganondorf: At least YOUR feet aren’t GREEN, dumbass!!!

Link: Um... Zelda...

Zelda: Yeah?

Link: I’m bored...

The Easter Bunny: SURPRISE SURPRISE!!!

Link & Zelda: GAH!! (skyrocket)

The Easter Bunny: Your wish has been granted!! (sends Link and Zelda back to Hyrule)

THE END
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Yay. Chapter two. Happiness.