Zelda: IMPA!! ME IS HUNGRY!!

Link: (walks in) Why are my socks blue?

Zelda: Whoops... forgot to separate the whites...

Impa: (runs in) SANDWICH!! (gives Zelda a sandwich)

Miroku: FOOD!! (tackles the window curtain) UNHAND MY MOTHER GEORGE!!

George the window curtain: NEVER!!! (jumps out window)

Miroku: GAH!!! MY HAIR!! IT�S PRETTY!!

Inuyasha: Crack is Whack!!!

Impa: HEART ATTACK!!! (dies)

Kagome: I have a backpack!

Mario: I like eggs!! (chugs a watermelon)

Link: GAH!! MY SOCKS ARE BLUE!!

Kenshin: That they are!!

Zelda: SHE BURNT THE CHEESE ON MY SANDWICH!! (kills the already dead Impa)

Miroku: Pretty girl!! (hugs Inuyasha)

Inuyasha: GAH!!! GET IT OFF MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Kagome: (slaps Inuyasha)

Miroku: Soup?

Zelda: SHE BURNT THE ORANGE JUICE!! (strangles Link�s blue socks)

Mario: It�s a-me!! Mario!

Luigi: (takes out flamethrower) Not-a for long!!

Mario: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (jumps out window)

Kenshin: *shrug* (jumps out window)

Luigi: FREE THE ANIMALS!!!

Kagome: Let us ride to Camelot!!!

All: (singing) We�re knights of the round table!!!

We dance when�re we�re able!

We do routines and chorus scenes

with footwork impeccable!

We dine well here in Camelot

we eat ham and jam and spam a lot!!!

Link: THE SPAM!!! IT DISTURBS ME!!!

Kagome: (slaps Inuyasha)

Zelda: My dad is a fat slob!!

Inuyasha: Feet?

Kenshin: (flies through window) HAVE NO FEAR!! I AM HERE!!!

Luigi: DAMN YOU TO HELL!! (burns Kenshin with flamethrower)

Kenshin: HAVE NO FEAR!! HE DRINKS BEER!!

Link: WHO TOLD YOU!!!????

Zelda: Look at the purple bunnies!!

Aragorn: BUNNIES!! (hugs a bunny)

Gimli: I�M SHORT!!

Kenshin: HAVE NO FEAR!! I HAVE FISHING GEAR!!!

Gimli: FISHY!! (hugs fish)

Miroku: Where did my SUV go?

Inuyasha: *burp* Yum!

Miroku: YOU ATE MY SUV!!!

Link: Is hair edible?

Kagome: GAH!! I�M BALD!!! CURSE YOU GREEN PERSON!!!

Ganondorf: Did someone say green person?

Legolas: Who wants to date me?

Zelda: MEEEEE!!!

Legolas: Score one for the elf!!!

Gimli: CURSE YOU!!!

Legolas & Zelda: (jump out window)

Miroku: I need a manicure...

Inuyasha: Look at the lovely animals!! (hugs a cobra)

Cobra: (bites him)

Inuyasha: DAMMIT!!!!!!

Kenshin: HAVE NO FEAR!!! THE END IS NEAR!!!

Kamui: NOOOO!!!

Ganondorf: My pants are too tight on me!

Kamui: (eats a lollipop)

Aragorn: GIMME THE LOLLIPOP ODD JAPANESE PERSON!!!

Kamui: NEVER!!! (runs into the wall)

Aragorn: SPIRIT GUN!! (shoots Kagome)

Kagome: (slaps Inuyasha)

Link: Why does she stare at me with an evil expression?

Legolas & Zelda: (appear) LLAMA!!!

Ganondorf: OH NO!!! THE ELF HAS RETURNED!!!

Gimli: Nobody loves me...

Luigi: THE FBI IS GONNA GET ME!!!

Legolas: FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK WE SALUTE YOU!!!!

Aragorn: Where did my shirt go?

Kamui: Noooowhere... (is holding a shirt)

Kagome: (eats a cookie)

Luigi: COOKIE!! (tackles Kagome)

Inuyasha: GASP! WE LOST AUSTRALIA!!!

Aragorn: I�M INVINCIBLE!!!

Link: You�re a loony!!

Zelda: I is hungry!!!

THE END
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This was my most popular story of fanfiction.net... BEFORE THEY DELETED IT AND ALL MY OTHER FICS ON SEPTEMBER 1, 2004, THOSE FEINDS! *cough cough* um, sorry *sweatdrop*