Narrator: Still at the Dojo...
Kaoru: Hey Kenshin, what’s wrong with Kenshin?
Megumi: What?
Saitou: (banging head against a tree) soap soap soap soap soap soap soap soap soap...
Megumi: -.- (slaps Saitou)
Saitou: *blink blink* Thanks Megumi! I seriously needed that!
Megumi: yup.
Sano: Hey Saitou! SAKE!
Saitou: WAAAAAAA! (skyrockets)
Aoshi: LEMME TRY! (skyrockets)
Saitou & Aoshi: (both land in a pile of laundry)
Kenshin: Look! Dirty laundry! I’ll clean them up, that I will!
Saitou: I’M SAITOU DAMMIT!
Aoshi: YAY! BATH TIME!
Yahiko: (starts sucking on Aoshi’s head) MINE!
Kenshin: I’ll just wash uniform then! (dumps a bucket of water on Saitou’s head)
Saitou: AKU SOKU ZAN!!!!!! (attacks Kenshin)
Sano: Cool! (helps attack Kenshin)
Megumi: NO! Kenshin!!!!! (knocks Sano and Saitou out of the way)
Saitou: whatever.
Sano: look! Swirly eyes!
Kenshin: @_______@ oro...
Narrator: meanwhile....
Person with white hair: I SAID I WANT PINK HAIR DYE!
Hair product salesman: b-but sir! You’re a.... guy.
Person: Do ya think I care?! Besides, it’s a disguise! I’m using it to kidnap this woman, so she can be my wife and do my laundry!
Salesman: ..... but Kenshin’s a guy.
Person: NOT KENSHIN YOU FOOL!
Salesman: er... ok then (hands over the pink hair dye)
Person: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Now all I need is a Vespa and guitar...
Narrator: And at the Dojo...
Kaoru & Kenshin: (fighting over Saitou, whom they tied up)
Kaoru: I don’t care what you think Kenshin, but Kenshin’s mine!
Kenshin: You don’t understand anything! This uniform needs to be cleaned!
Kaoru: YOU’RE JUST A STUPID SWORDSMAN!
Kenshin: AND YOU’RE JUST A STUPID KIMONO!
Sano: (throws Saitou at them, but only knocks over Kaoru) Aw man!
Megumi: Sano! Stop using Saitou as a bowling ball! And stop saying you-know-what...
Sano: oh, you mean... SAKE?
Saitou: CURSE YOU! (skyrockets)
Aoshi: OBEY THE CHEESE!
Yahiko: Cheese? WHERE!?
Voice: MWAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE FOUND YOU KAORU!
Megumi: Who’s that?
Narrator: And they see a person with pink hair spinning a guitar and coming at them on a Vespa.
Saitou: (lands on the person)
Person: YOW! (falls off Vespa)
Megumi: Who are you?
Person: ENISHI! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Megumi: Lemme guess... you’re here for revenge?
Enishi: No! I’m over the whole Tomoe thing! So what if Kenshin killed her? To tell ya the truth, I have come to kidnap Kaoru, for I love her!
Kaoru: I KNEW YOU LOVED ME KENSHIN!
Megumi: -______________-
Enishi: You have ruined everything this time, but I’ll be back! (runs)
Kenshin: Hey, you scared away jockstrap!
Saitou: O.o
Narrator: meanwhile.... again
Enishi: BLUE HAIR DYE! NOW!
Salesman: er... ok. (hands over blue hair dye)
Enishi: VICTORY!!
Narrator: And at the Dojo...
Megumi: Ok... Enishi’s a creepy stalker intent on kidnapping Kaoru... wonderful.
Sano: Actually, this sucks.
Megumi: -.-
Saitou: Sano, you’re such an ahou.
Sano: At least I can drink sake.
Saitou: (skyrockets)
Megumi: I SWEAR TO GOD SANOSUKE!
Sano: That was an accident! I swear it!
Megumi: (kicks Sano)
Sano: OWIE! (passes out)
Yahiko: CHOCOLATE!! (chews on Sano’s head)
Saitou: (lands on Sano)
Sano: oof! X__________x
Kaoru: KENSHIN! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO KENSHIN! And you Kenshin, should stop saying that word to Kenshin.
Yahiko: CARROTS!! (starts chewing on Kenshin’s head)
Aoshi: I doubt that he can hear you.... LET’S WAKE HIM UP!! (playing the trumpet and stomping on Sano’s head)
Voice: He needs a doctor!
Megumi: Wha-?
Kenshin: .... it’s blue!!
Saitou: A doctor with blue hair...
Person: Yes! I am doctor... Aoi. Yeah! And I should check him out!
Kaoru: How exactly?
Dr. Aoi: oh dear! You! Get over here!
Kaoru: Ok Kenshin. (walks over to the “doctor”)
Dr. Aoi: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *cough* I mean.... YOU HAVE STREP THROAT! TO THE CLINIC!
Megumi: -.- (kicks Dr. Aoi) I’m a doctor too, and I say she’s fine.
Dr. Aoi: ...prove it!
Kenshin: He looks like jockstrap.
Megumi: Enishi....
Enishi: YOU’RE RIGHT! I AM ENISHI! CURSE YOU!! (runs for it)
Everyone else: O______o
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