Narrator: At the Dojo, Saitou realizes something....
Saitou: Where’s the ahou?
Megumi: Good question.
Sano: (from behind Saitou) oh Saaaaaaiiiiiittooooouuuuu... (grabs Saitou by the arm)
Saitou: Um... what the hell are you doing?
Sano: THIS!!
Narrator: Then he throws Saitou into Kenshin, Kaoru, Yahiko, and Megumi, who are all randomly standing in a group, and knocks them all over.
Sano: YES!! STRIKE!
Saitou: (gets up) You have just assured your death ahou!
Sano: SAKE!!
Saitou: GAH!! (skyrockets)
Everyone else: (get up)
Saitou: (lands on them and knocks them over again)
Sano: OH YEAH!! TWO IN A ROW!!
Kenshin: (gets up) Hey pants! That wasn’t nice!
Kaoru: (gets up) Yeah Kenshin! Listen to Kenshin!
Kenshin: Thanks kimono.
Yahiko: (gets up) I’m in the mood for sugar.
Voice: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other Voice: Will you stop? You’re an embarrassment.
Megumi: (gets up) Who could that be?
Sano: It looks like...
Everyone else: Aoshi and Misao!!
Aoshi: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! (running in circles)
Misao: (dressed as a goth) my god.
Megumi: Sooo... Aoshi’s hyper, and Misao’s gothic.... now I’ve seen everything.
Yahiko: SUGAR!! (chews on Aoshi’s head)
Aoshi: YAY!! FURRY ANIMALS!! (chews on Kenshin’s hair)
Kenshin: O____O
Misao: Furry animals are pointless.
Random goth dude: Everything’s pointless. You wanna talk about it?
Misao: Sure.
Narrator: Then Misao and the random goth dude leave.
Megumi: Wait!! Misao!!
Saitou: Just let her go. She was depressing.
Sano: SAKE!!
Saitou: GAH!! (skyrockets)
Sano: HA HA!! WHO’S THE AHOU NOW?!
Saitou: (lands on Sano)
Sano: I... am.... oro... @____@
Kaoru: Kenshin! Stop saying that to Kenshin!
Saitou: I am NOT that girly person over there! (points at Kenshin)
Kenshin: Girly? I AM NOT GIRLY UNIFORM!!
Saitou: Then how come you’re wearing an apron, doing laundry, and wearing a pink outfit? That’s girl stuff!
Kaoru: So your saying only girls should do the laundry and wear pink and cook?
Saitou: Duh.
Kaoru: SEXIST!! THERE’S A SEXIST MAN OVER HERE!!
A bunch of women: GET THE SEXIST BAKA!!
Saitou: O__________o (runs)
Kaoru: DON’T JUST STAND THERE!! AFTER HIM!!
Women: CHARGE!! (chase after Saitou)
Megumi: WAIT! DON’T RUN AND SPREAD THE DISEASE AROUND!!
Kaoru: HA HA!! TAKE THAT KENSHIN!!
Sano: SAKE!!
Saitou: (from far away) GAH!! (skyrockets)
Sano: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Megumi: What’s the cure?! I’ve gotta find it! SOMEWHERE!! (starts digging)
Sano: Does she have this “disease” everyone supposedly has?
Kenshin: No pants, she’s just stressed.
Aoshi: GALABAZOO!! (tries to swim through the dirt) I THINK WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT!!
Yahiko: ... too... much... sugar... (passes out)
Aoshi: SPIDER!! (steps on Yahiko) GAH!! ANOTHER SPIDER!! (steps on Sano)
Sano: OWIE!!
Saitou: (from far, far away) HA HA!!!
Kenshin: (puts Kaoru in a bucket of water) Time to wash the kimono!!
Kaoru: Oh Kenshin!! (hugs Kenshin)
Kenshin: Settle down kimono! (tries to pry Kaoru off of him)
Aoshi: LLAMAS!! (tackles Kenshin and Kaoru)
Megumi: Why me?? Why must I be surrounded by insanity?
Sano: Cause you’re so damn hot! (hugs Megumi)
Megumi: GET IT OFF MEEEEEEEE!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (running in circles)
Sano: foxy lady!
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