Narrator: After Yahiko’s liposuction, Megumi brought him back to the Dojo where things were rather strange.

Yahiko: CHOCOLATE!! (chews on Sanosuke’s head)

Sano: BOWLING BALL!! (throws Yahiko into a small flock of birds)

Birds: ACK!! (die)

Kaoru: KENSHIN!! (hugs Megumi)

Kenshin: LAUNDRY!! (hugs Kaoru)

Megumi: O.o I think things are getting too insane around here...

Soujiro: (skips by dressed as Shishio singing) Girls just wanna have fun!

Sano: Hi Sou!

Megumi: O.O Correction. I don’t think, I know.

Yahiko: CARROTS!! (chews on Kenshin’s head)

Kenshin: Hi Yahiko laundry!

Megumi: Don’t you find this... insane?

Kaoru: Find what insane Kenshin?

Megumi: This is gonna be a loooooooong day...

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(Police place...)

Saitou: *sigh* (is bored)

Random officer (RO): Hey! Mr. Fujita!!

Saitou: That’s not my... nevermind.

RO: Me and some other officers are gonna go out for sake, wanna-

Saitou: GAH!! (skyrockets)

RO: ô_ô

Saitou: (lands) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! That was fun!!

RO: Mr. Fujita?

Saitou: *blink* Did I skyrocket... and like it?

RO: Seems so Mr. Fujita sir.

Saitou: I have to see Megumi! You’re in charge till I say otherwise! (leaves)

RO: I’m in charge! (sparkley eyes)

Other random officer (ORO... oro!! ^__^ ): Did you ask Mr. Fujita if we wanted to come?

RO: I’M IN CHARGE NOW!! YOU MUST DO AS I SAY!!!

ORO: Yes Mr. Random Officer sir.

RO: ACT LIKE A RABID COW ON DRUGS THAT DRANK TOO MUCH!!

ORO: uh... moo?

RO: MORE FEELING!!

ORO: uh... foam twitch foam. Moo. Ow my head. Look at the colors.

RO: PERFECT!!!!

ORO: ok...

RO: Get the other officers in here! We’re gonna have a zoo!

ORO: er... alrighty then... (leaves)

RO: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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Narrator: Dr. Gensai, after the liposuction, went back home and saw Henshi throwing then catching something.

Gensai: Sore wa nan desu ka?

Henshi: Kore wa Suzume desu!

Gensai: Naruhodo...

Henshi: (puts Suzume down)

Ayame: Yay! My turn!! My turn!!

Gensai: What are you playing?

Suzume: The “be thrown then caught by Henshi and hope she doesn’t miss” game!

Gensai: O__o

Henshi: (picks Ayame up)

Gensai: Tomari!!

Henshi: (puts Ayame down)

Ayame: HEY!!!!

Gensai: Hike ima!

Henshi: *shrug* (leaves)

Ayame: It was my turn!! No fair!

Gensai: Get over it.

Suzume: Birdie!! (hugs a tree)

Ayame: I believe I can fly!! (dives into Suzume)

Gensai: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! YOU HAVE SANE-INSANITY!!

Ayame & Suzume: ^_________^

Gensai: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (runs in circles)

Ayame & Suzume: O.o

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Narrator: Meanwhile, Megumi has her hands full...

Kaoru: (running after Megumi) HOLD ME KENSHIN!!

Yahiko: (running after Kaoru) COME BACK GRAPE!!

Sano: (running after Yahiko) WAIT BOWLING BALL!!

Megumi: (stops running away) Where’s Kenshin?

_ _ _ _ _ _

Narrator: Kenshin is walking down a road with some laundry and goes to a big mansion.

Kenshin: What a big washing machine! (tries to open door) It’s too big and heavy! ;__;

_ _ _ _ _ _

Sano: Whatever.

Saitou: (comes running) MEEEEEEEEEEEEEGUUUUUUUUUUUMIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

Megumi: Hajime Saitou?

Saitou: (can’t stop running and crashes into Megumi)

Megumi: OW!!

Saitou: Sorry! ^ ^;;

Megumi: What do you want?

Saitou: I think I have... Sane-insanity!

Narrator: Dun dun duuuuuuuuun!!

Megumi: That was corny... anyways, GASP!! But... how do you know? No one can tell...

Saitou: I’m a former member of the Shinsengumi! I know everything! ^_________^

Megumi: Kakkoi!! ^________^

Kenshin: (comes back) Hello everyone! I am here, that I am!

Kaoru: Where were you Kenshin?

Kenshin: Nowhere...

_ _ _ _ _

Narrator: At the mansion...

Butler: (opens door) O.o um... there’s a pile of clothes here?

_ _ _ _ _

Kenshin: Anyway, what’s Saitou laundry doing here?

Megumi: He has the disease!

Sano: There’s no disease!

Yahiko: It’s a myth! I’m in the mood for ice cream! (chews on Saitou’s head)

Saitou: They have it too, huh?

Megumi: Yup.

Soujiro: (skips up still dressed up as Shishio and singing) Man, I feel like a woman!!

Saitou: O_o I’m gonna be traumatized for life.

Kenshin: That you will Saitou laundry! ^__^

Saitou: I can’t wait to kill you.

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Here’s the vocab!

Sore wa nan desu ka?: What is that?
Kore wa Suzume desu.: This is Suzume.
Naruhodo.: I see.
Tomari: Stop.
Hike ima: Leave, now.

I hope everything’s correct. You seriously can't trust online resources.

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