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Narrator: Dr. Gensai and Megumi are still trying to cure Yahiko.
Megumi: Dr. Gensai!! What are you doing?!
Dr. Gensai: (stuffing Yahiko�s face with food) I think if you give him a dose of food reality, he�ll hate food then turn back to normal!
Yahiko: (practically choking) the giant *choke* mushroom *choke* is being mean! *choke* *gag*
Megumi: Dr. Gensai, you�re only making it worse!
Dr. Gensai: la la da dee dee da dum la dee doo...
Megumi: -__-;;;
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Narrator: Back at the Dojo, things are getting strange...
Kaoru: (looking for Kenshin) Kenshin? Hello!!
Narrator: She goes inside and sees Kenshin leaning up against the wall.
Kaoru: Kenshin! Hi!
Voice: (from behind Kaoru) um... Kaoru?
Narrator: Then Kaoru tuns around and sees Kenshin.
Kaoru: What? But I thought...
Narrator: She turns around and sees the Sakabatou leaning up against the wall and feels STUPID.
Kaoru: (thinks) that damn narrator is really annoying me (says) odd...
Kenshin: um... Kaoru... I know this sounds weird but... can I do your laundry?
Kaoru: O_o oro?
Narrator: Hey! That�s Kenshin�s word!!
Omnipotent otaku: Hey! That�s not in the script!
Narrator: Sorry... yeah right
Omnipotent otaku: I HEARD THAT!!!
Kenshin: Can we continue?
Omnipotent otaku: fine.
Kaoru: Where were we?
Narrator: You just made a weird face and said �oro�
Kaoru: oh, ok... O_o oro?
Kenshin: Please?
Kaoru: but you just did.
Kenshin: oh...
Sano: (from somewhere else) INCOMING!!!!!
Kenshin & Kaoru: (get knocked over by a rice ball)
Sano: (walks into room) STRIKE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Kaoru: SANOSUKE YOU BIG JERK!!!! (chases after Sano)
Kenshin: *swirly eyes* oro...
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Narrator: Meanwhile in another part of Tokyo...
Saitou: (very bored)
Some random policeman (SRP): (walks in) Hey Mr. Fujita!
Saitou: My name�s...er... nevermind. (thinks) oops... I almost forgot I changed my name...
Narrator: Really? Why?
Omnipotent otaku: STICK TO THE SCRIPT OR SUFFER!!!
SRP: Anywaaaay... do you want any sake?
Saitou: GAH!! (skyrockets)
SRP: O.o
Saitou: (lands) OUCHERS!!!
SRP: er... Mr. Fujita?
Saitou: That was weird... did I just skyrocket?
SRP: Yes you did sir.
Saitou: hmm... could it be?
SRP: Be what Mr. Fujita sir?
Saitou: Nothing...
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Narrator: Megumi and Gensai are still with Yahiko but...
Yahiko: (totally stuffed) uh...
Dr. Gensai: There! Problem solved!!
Megumi: Yahiko? Are you Ok?
Yahiko: I dunno blackberry, but the mushroom is evil... stomach hurts...
Megumi: YOU DIDN�T CURE HIM!!! YOU MADE HIM SICK!!
Dr. Gensai: But he�s already sick! And why do you care? Us doctors are immune to everything!
Narrator: Then Megumi decided that Yahiko should start Weight Watchers.
Omnipotent otaku: THAT�S NOT IN THE GODDAMN SCRIPT!!!
Megumi: um... anyway... when he get�s over what you did, I�ll send him back to the Dojo. There�s nothing I can do. And you make it worse.
Dr. Gensai: ;__;
Narrator: Then Megumi tried to help Yahiko while Dr. Gensai sang a parody of a Queen song.
Dr. Gensai: (singing) We are the doctors my friend! And we�ll be immune to everything till the end! We are the doctors! We are the doctors!.....
Narrator: Weird Al should hear this...
Omnipotent otaku: Even if that�s true, IT�S NOT IN THE SCRIPT!!! I�M WARNING YOU, IF YOU SCREW UP AGAIN YOU�LL DIE!!! DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!
Narrator: (thinks) sensitive... (says) Ok otaku.
Megumi: (continuing despite the interruption) poor little Yahiko...
Yahiko: I�m not little!
Megumi: Of course you aren�t. Now, with my help, I can get you back to 51 lbs.
Yahiko: does this mean Weight Watchers?
Megumi: Liposuction.
Yahiko: O.O
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