It was a beautiful morning in the Kamiya Dojo. Kenshin was cleaning, Kaoru was talking to him, and Yahiko was chewing on Sanosuke’s head.

Sano: I think something’s wrong with Yahiko.

Kenshin: Maybe he’s hungry.

Yahiko: CARROTS!! (starts chewing on Kenshin’s head)

Kaoru: We should take him to Megumi.

So the take Yahiko to Megumi

Megumi: This seems serious.

Yahiko: (chewing on Megumi’s head)

Megumi: I’ll examine him. You guys can go. If it’s nothing serious, I’ll bring him back.

Kenshin, Kaoru, and Sanosuke leave.

Kaoru: I wonder why he’s chewing on people’s heads?

Sano: Who knows.

Kenshin: Kaoru dono, how many times have you hit Yahiko over the head?

Kaoru: um... let’s see... 1, 2, 6, 11, 31...

Kenshin: nevermind.

Then they see someone running towards them.

Sano: Megumi?

Megumi: Kenshin!! *pant* It’s horrible!! *pant* (stops running)

Kenshin: What? Is it about Yahiko?

Megumi: Yes. He’s got... Sane insanity.

Kenshin: oro?

Sano: huh?

Kaoru: what?

Megumi: It’s a disease which makes you think your sane while insanity overtakes your mind, body, and soul. Apparently, Yahiko thinks that everything is food.

Sano: That explains a lot.

Megumi: We need to find the cure! Before everyone is infected!

Kaoru: So if we don’t find a cure soon, everyone will think that everything is food?

Megumi: What you see and think is different for each person.

Kenshin: What if you get it?

Megumi: I won’t. I’m a doctor. I’m immune to everything! ^___^

Everyone else: -__-

Megumi: I’m gonna get Dr. Gensai. You three better go to the Dojo and stay there. Who knows if you three have the disease or not.

Megumi then sped off to get Dr. Gensai. Kenshin, Kaoru, and Sanosuke went back to the Dojo.

Kenshin: (thinking) I have a sudden urge to do the laundry...

Kaoru: (thinking) I have a sudden urge to stare at Kenshin...

Sano: (thinking) I have a sudden urge to go bowling...

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Megumi found Dr. Gensai playing with Ayame and Suzume.

Megumi: *pant* *pant* Dr. Gensai!! *pant* gasp*

Dr. Gensai: What’s wrong, Megumi?

Megumi: Yahiko! *pant* He has Sane insanity!

Dr. Gensai: GASP!! Girls, get inside! I’ll be back as soon as possible!

Megumi: Shouldn’t someone watch them?

Dr. Gensai: Oh yeah! (Takes out whistle and blows it) OH HENSHI!!!

Megumi: Henshi? Who's that?

Dr. Gensai: She’s a wonderful babysitter! ^_^

Then Henshi, a large, hairy, and scary woman, approaches.

Henshi: Tadaima!

Dr. Gensai: Henshi! Okaeri!

Henshi: Arigatou.

Ayame & Suzume: (scared)

Dr. Gensai: Bye everyone!

Megumi and Dr. Gensai leave Ayame and Suzume with Henshi.

Henshi: *evil grin*

Ayame & Suzume: O_O WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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Back in the dojo, Kaoru is staring at Kenshin, Kenshin is doing the laundry, and Sanosuke is bowling with a rice ball.

Kenshin: Kaoru dono, what do think it will be like if everyone in Japan was insane?

Kaoru: (still staring at Kenshin) Who knows. What I wanna do is spread it to those Americans. They’re kind of stupid if you ask me.

Sano: These damn rice balls keep falling apart!

Kaoru: Why don’t you use something else instead of wasting our food you freeloader!

Sano: Shut up.

Kenshin: *sigh* (continues doing laundry)

Kaoru: Well, I hope Megumi finds a cure soon before we’re all insane.

Sano: But Kaoru, you’re already insane.

Kaoru: THAT’S IT FREELOADER!! (chases after Sanosuke)

Kenshin: (still doing laundry) Guys, don’t make me get the Sakabatou!

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Japanese vocab:

Tadaima: means “Here I am” (it’s also the name of a song by Do as Infinity)
Okaeri: means “Welcome back”
Arigatou: means “Thank you”