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(In some sort of field...)

Inuyasha: Where are we going?

Rin: Yeah, Lord Sesshomaru! Tell us!

Sesshomaru: Weeeelllll........ I have no idea.

Everyone else: (anime fall)

Inuyasha: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT YOU JACKASS?!

Sesshomaru: Fine. You lead us then.

Inuyasha: But... I dunno where we are...

Kagome: We�re lost!!! LOST!

Shippo: *sniff sniff* I smell something... this way! (starts running)

Everyone else: (follows)

(And they follow Shippo to....)

All: A HOT SPRING!?

Miroku: GIRLIES!!!

Sango: BAD PERV! BAD! (hitting Miroku with a rock)

Miroku: X___x

Girls in hot spring: ..... PERVERTS!!!! (throw stuff at the boys)

Inuyasha, Shippo, Miroku and Sesshomaru: (run screaming)

Kagome: Well, since we�re here....

Sango: might as well get in!

(Seconds later...)

Kagome: I love hot springs!

Sango: ahhhhhh....

Girl: Hi! My name�s Akane.

Other girl: And I�m Nabiki. Akane�s sister.

Akane: Do you know what era this is?

Kagome: It�s the feudal era.... how did you get here?

Akane: Well, we and another companion fell in a well.

Sango: Whose the other companion?

Nabiki: Well... he�s half boy...

Akane: And half girl!

Sango and Kagome: O.o

Nabiki: Well, he turns into a girl when splashed with cold water.

Akane: And hot water turns him into a guy again!

Kagome: Ah.

Sango: Ok....

Kagome: Where is he? .... she?..... it?

Akane: Dunno....

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Inuyasha: Jeez! Those girls didn�t have to throw the soap so hard. It�s not like we saw anything.

Miroku: *sigh* unfortunately...

Sesshomaru: -.-

???: Hello? Anyone there?

Shippo: Who dat?

???: (emerges from behind some trees)

All: It�s..... SOME GUY WE DON�T KNOW!!

Some guy they don�t know: -_____- My name�s Ranma....

Sesshomaru: That sounds familiar... do you know Rumiko Takahashi?

Ranma: She�s my master!

Inuyasha: Then you are a brother!!

Miroku: YAY! Come brethren, let us take a lookie at the ladies...

Sesshomaru: (throws a rock at Miroku)

Miroku: X___x

Ranma: er..... yeah.... I need help... can you tell me where I can find.... (looks at a piece of paper) Naraku?

Everyone Else: GASP!!!

Inuyasha: Why do you wanna find him?!

Ranma: Some old lady priestess person said that if I wanna fight someone good, I should fight this Naraku person.

Kagura: (appears) Hullo there! I heard you saying something about Naraku... (spots Sesshomaru) -stare-

Sesshomaru: er.....

Kagura: (thinking) he�s sooo cute... (says) heeeeeeyy Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru: um.... hi?

Kagura: I love how your hair is! What shampoo do you use?

Sesshomaru: I dunno.... am I supposed to know what kind of shampoo I use?

Kagura: Do you know that you have wonderful eyes? They�re such a lovely color. Really turns me on.

Sesshomaru: Yeah... um... is that all?

Kagura: -__- what�s wrong with you?

Sesshomaru: huh?

Inuyasha: I think she�s trying to flirt with you bro.

Sesshomaru: .... what?

Kagura: You are soooooo dense!

Sesshomaru: ....... who, me?

Kagura: ARRGHS!!! WHATEVER! Ranma. Tomorrow. Big hill near lake. Showdown. Be there. (flies off on a feather)

Miroku: Jeez Sesshomaru! She was practically asking you to go and-

Inuyasha: Don�t say it.

Sesshomaru: ... i�m confused...

Shippo: It�s ok Sesshomaru, I am also confused by the ways of women.

Inuyasha: (mutters) dumbasses....

Ranma: By the way it sounds, i�m gonna be able to fight Naraku tomorrow! YAY!

Sesshomaru: hmm...flirt..... what is that?

Otaku: (appears) SESSHY!!! (glomps Sesshy)

Miroku: WHY CAN�T WOMEN DO THAT TO ME?!

Sesshomaru: I�m still confused....

Shippo: Well, most women don�t have time to flirt with you since they�re too busy either expressing their love to you right away or drooling.

Sesshomaru: I feel loved! :D

Otaku: Of course you do!

Sesshomaru: Yeah, now... GET OFF ME!!!

Otaku: Oh, fine! (disappears)

Miroku: WAIT! COME BACK AUTHORESS! HOLD MEEEEE!!

Everyone else: -.-

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(Back in modern day Japan...)

Godzilla: RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!

Kagome robot: RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!

Random people: (running and screaming)

RPD: WE�RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Mom: Suck it up.

Sota: We have to lure them away!

Grandpa: But what about Kagome�s rheumatism?

Sota: -.-

Mom: We can lure them away with SAKE!!

Sota: Mom, sake ain�t gonna-

Godzilla and Kagome robot: SAKE?! WHERE?!

RPD: Good job citizen!

Mom: FOLLOW ME!! (runs)

Godzilla and Kagome robot: SSSAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEE!! (run after her)

Sota, RPD and Grandpa: (follow)

(And they go to...)

Sota: OUR HOUSE?! MOM, ARE YOU PSYCHO!?

Mom: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Godzilla: (steps on the well, destroying it) oops.

Mom: ..... oh well! Let�s just have sake!

Godzilla and Kagome robot: YAY!

Sota: K-Kagome!!

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