(In some sort of field...)
Inuyasha: Where are we going?
Rin: Yeah, Lord Sesshomaru! Tell us!
Sesshomaru: Weeeelllll........ I have no idea.
Everyone else: (anime fall)
Inuyasha: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT YOU JACKASS?!
Sesshomaru: Fine. You lead us then.
Inuyasha: But... I dunno where we are...
Kagome: We�re lost!!! LOST!
Shippo: *sniff sniff* I smell something... this way! (starts running)
Everyone else: (follows)
(And they follow Shippo to....)
All: A HOT SPRING!?
Miroku: GIRLIES!!!
Sango: BAD PERV! BAD! (hitting Miroku with a rock)
Miroku: X___x
Girls in hot spring: ..... PERVERTS!!!! (throw stuff at the boys)
Inuyasha, Shippo, Miroku and Sesshomaru: (run screaming)
Kagome: Well, since we�re here....
Sango: might as well get in!
(Seconds later...)
Kagome: I love hot springs!
Sango: ahhhhhh....
Girl: Hi! My name�s Akane.
Other girl: And I�m Nabiki. Akane�s sister.
Akane: Do you know what era this is?
Kagome: It�s the feudal era.... how did you get here?
Akane: Well, we and another companion fell in a well.
Sango: Whose the other companion?
Nabiki: Well... he�s half boy...
Akane: And half girl!
Sango and Kagome: O.o
Nabiki: Well, he turns into a girl when splashed with cold water.
Akane: And hot water turns him into a guy again!
Kagome: Ah.
Sango: Ok....
Kagome: Where is he? .... she?..... it?
Akane: Dunno....
- - - -
Inuyasha: Jeez! Those girls didn�t have to throw the soap so hard. It�s not like we saw anything.
Miroku: *sigh* unfortunately...
Sesshomaru: -.-
???: Hello? Anyone there?
Shippo: Who dat?
???: (emerges from behind some trees)
All: It�s..... SOME GUY WE DON�T KNOW!!
Some guy they don�t know: -_____- My name�s Ranma....
Sesshomaru: That sounds familiar... do you know Rumiko Takahashi?
Ranma: She�s my master!
Inuyasha: Then you are a brother!!
Miroku: YAY! Come brethren, let us take a lookie at the ladies...
Sesshomaru: (throws a rock at Miroku)
Miroku: X___x
Ranma: er..... yeah.... I need help... can you tell me where I can find.... (looks at a piece of paper) Naraku?
Everyone Else: GASP!!!
Inuyasha: Why do you wanna find him?!
Ranma: Some old lady priestess person said that if I wanna fight someone good, I should fight this Naraku person.
Kagura: (appears) Hullo there! I heard you saying something about Naraku... (spots Sesshomaru) -stare-
Sesshomaru: er.....
Kagura: (thinking) he�s sooo cute... (says) heeeeeeyy Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: um.... hi?
Kagura: I love how your hair is! What shampoo do you use?
Sesshomaru: I dunno.... am I supposed to know what kind of shampoo I use?
Kagura: Do you know that you have wonderful eyes? They�re such a lovely color. Really turns me on.
Sesshomaru: Yeah... um... is that all?
Kagura: -__- what�s wrong with you?
Sesshomaru: huh?
Inuyasha: I think she�s trying to flirt with you bro.
Sesshomaru: .... what?
Kagura: You are soooooo dense!
Sesshomaru: ....... who, me?
Kagura: ARRGHS!!! WHATEVER! Ranma. Tomorrow. Big hill near lake. Showdown. Be there. (flies off on a feather)
Miroku: Jeez Sesshomaru! She was practically asking you to go and-
Inuyasha: Don�t say it.
Sesshomaru: ... i�m confused...
Shippo: It�s ok Sesshomaru, I am also confused by the ways of women.
Inuyasha: (mutters) dumbasses....
Ranma: By the way it sounds, i�m gonna be able to fight Naraku tomorrow! YAY!
Sesshomaru: hmm...flirt..... what is that?
Otaku: (appears) SESSHY!!! (glomps Sesshy)
Miroku: WHY CAN�T WOMEN DO THAT TO ME?!
Sesshomaru: I�m still confused....
Shippo: Well, most women don�t have time to flirt with you since they�re too busy either expressing their love to you right away or drooling.
Sesshomaru: I feel loved! :D
Otaku: Of course you do!
Sesshomaru: Yeah, now... GET OFF ME!!!
Otaku: Oh, fine! (disappears)
Miroku: WAIT! COME BACK AUTHORESS! HOLD MEEEEE!!
Everyone else: -.-
- - - -
(Back in modern day Japan...)
Godzilla: RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!
Kagome robot: RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!
Random people: (running and screaming)
RPD: WE�RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Mom: Suck it up.
Sota: We have to lure them away!
Grandpa: But what about Kagome�s rheumatism?
Sota: -.-
Mom: We can lure them away with SAKE!!
Sota: Mom, sake ain�t gonna-
Godzilla and Kagome robot: SAKE?! WHERE?!
RPD: Good job citizen!
Mom: FOLLOW ME!! (runs)
Godzilla and Kagome robot: SSSAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEE!! (run after her)
Sota, RPD and Grandpa: (follow)
(And they go to...)
Sota: OUR HOUSE?! MOM, ARE YOU PSYCHO!?
Mom: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Godzilla: (steps on the well, destroying it) oops.
Mom: ..... oh well! Let�s just have sake!
Godzilla and Kagome robot: YAY!
Sota: K-Kagome!!
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