(In a forest...)

Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, you overreact too much.

Sesshomaru: No one touches my hair!

Inuyasha: (touches Sesshy’s hair)

Sesshomaru: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SFX: RIP!!

Inuyasha: OWIE!!!

Sesshomaru: (holding Inuyasha’s hair) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Inuyasha: BALD!!! I’M BALD!!!

Kagome: (puts super glue on Inuyasha’s head then takes his hair and puts it on his head) There!

Inuyasha: it’s not the same! ;_________;

Sango: *sigh* OMNIPOTENT OTAKU!!

Otaku: (appears) What do you want?! The Ring is on!! Hurry!!

Miroku: Well, Inuyasha’s hair-

Otaku: (fixes Inuyasha’s hair) seeyoulaterbye!! (disappears)

Shippo: Ok... shall we continue?

Sesshomaru: Whatever.

Paper: (falls from sky)

Kagome: (catches it) hm... it says, “Have any electrical problems? Call Manten and Hiten at 1-666-555-6666 or visit us on the web at electricdemons.com.” But I thought there were no computers or telephones or electricity.

Voice: No wonder no one’s called us!

Everyone else: (turn around) MANTEN AND HITEN!!!

Hiten: Hello everyone!

Manten: Hi!

Shippo: Manten... you have hair!

Manten: The Omnipotent otaku gave me some hair a couple of months ago. Then she ran off to watch a ring or something.

Sango: Did she also tell you about... electrikity or whatever it’s called?

Miroku: Wasn’t it called elcticity?

Sesshomaru: Electricity you bakas.

Hiten: The otaku told us to become electricians because of our lightning.

Inuyasha: But this... elecikiky -

Sesshomaru: ELECTRICITY!!

Inuyasha: doesn’t exist yet.

Manten & Hiten: We never knew that.

Rin: Now you do! Can we start looking again?

Miroku: OK!!!

Sango: (hits Miroku over the head with Hiraikotsu)

Miroku: x___________X

Inuyasha: Anyway... have you seen Rin’s cousin?

Hiten: Well, we did see a girl with long pretty hair and a nice smile a few weeks ago.

Shippo: Where?

Manten: near a village somewhere.... can’t remember where exactly.

Kagome: Well, thanks anyway.....wait... I thought you guys got killed.

Manten & Hiten: Umm........... seeyoulaterbye!! (run)

Sesshomaru: C’mon, let’s go. (starts walking)

Everyone else: (follows)

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(On the Tokyo Tower...)

Kagome robot: RRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Mom: She’s climbing the tower!! Sota, do something!!

Sota: (pressing buttons on a remote control) It’s not working!! She has a mind of her own!!

Grandpa: (sobbing) Oh! If only Kagome didn’t have *sob* tuberculosis!! *sob*

Mom & Sota: ô___o

Kagome robot: I DO NOT HAVE TUBERCULOSIS!! I AM NOT OKITA!!!

Mom: Okita?

Sota: Like in Rurouni Kenshin?

Random police dude (RPD): (runs over) WHO ACTIVATED THAT ROBOT?!

Sota: *whistle*

RPD: It destroyed the police station!! It’s gonna kill everyone!!

Mom: I have an idea! (takes out cell phone and dials) Hello? ... Yes, it’s me... can you get him? ... yes... yes... yes, THAT him... what?!.... SCREW THE INTERNATIONAL COPYRIGHT LAWS!!!... really? ..... ok, super! Bye! ^__^ (hangs up)

Sota: Mom... who did you call?

Mom: Wait for it....

???: ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!

Random people: IT’S GODZILLA!!

Grandpa: Prove it!

Random anvil: (hits Grandpa)

Grandpa: X_____________X

Sota: You called Godzilla?!

Mom: Yup! ^____^

Godzilla: ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!

RPD: He’s gonna kill everyone!!

Mom: *shrug* oh well.

Sota: -_____-

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