(Somewhere in Japan [duh] )

Sesshomaru: (strutting)

Rin: (skipping)

Jaken: (scowling)

Random person: Look! A demon, a girl, and a green thing!

Other random people: OH MY!!

Sesshomaru: O__o

Rin: Lord Sesshomaru made funny face!!

Jaken: It�s not my fault I�m green...

Random peoples: PROVE IT!!

Random anvil: (hits the random people)

Sesshomaru: er....
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(Meanwhile, somewhere else...)

Inuyasha: ramen... ramen... ramen... (chews his hair)

Kagome: -___-

Shippo: (chasing the butterflies)

Miroku: (a good distance behind Sango)

Sango: (petting Kirara)

Miroku: (moving closer)

Sango: (still petting Kirara)

Miroku: (still moving closer)

Sango: (has yet to stop petting Kirara)

Miroku: (moving ever so close)

Sango: (oblivious to the fact that Miroku is behind her)

Miroku: (reaches hand out)

Sango: O___O (turns around) HENTAI!! HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI!! (hitting Miroku with Hiraikotsu)

Miroku: GAH!! (passes out)

Sango: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kagome: That was... interesting...

Inuyasha: I�m hungry!! (tries to eat Shippo)

Shippo: STOP!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! NOT MY TAIL!! NOT MY PRETTY KITSUNE TAIL!!

Kagome: SPIT IT UP!! (hits Inuyasha hard)

Inuyasha: (spits out Shippo)

Shippo: REVENGE!! REVENGE!!!! and have you ever heard of breath mints?

(Then they hear voices)

Voice #1: Come on M�lord! Hurry! They may be following us!!

Voice #2: How? They were just crushed!

Voice #3: Green! Green! Green!

Sango: That sounds like...

All (except Miroku): SESSHOMARU!!

Miroku: X_________X

Sesshomaru Rin and Jaken: (come into view)

Inuyasha: THE TETSUSAIGA IS MINE!! MMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEE!!!!

Sesshomaru: Hi Inuyasha. *yawn*

Inuyasha: YOUR EFFORTS ARE FUTILE!!

Sesshomaru: ... what efforts?

Inuyasha: I KNOW!! I KNOW!!! *foam* *twitch* *foam*

Sesshomaru: �_o

Kagome: What do you want?

Jaken: We were just passing by.

Sango: Really? Prove it!!

Random anvil: (falls)

Sango: (dives out of the way) what the fuck was that??!!

Sesshomaru: It was an anvil dumbass.

Inuyasha: *twitch* heh heh heh *twitch*

Jaken: Did someone give him sugar?

Kagome: No wonder my backpack felt lighter! Inuyasha took the sugar!

Shippo: You should�ve brought tic tacs.

Sango: How do you get rabid on sugar?

Rin: That reminds me of my long lost cousin! She used to get rabid sometimes!

Sesshomaru: You have a cousin?

Rin: Well, she got lost. I miss her. *sniff*

Kagome: What happened?

Rin: Well, about two years ago, she just... disappeared...

Inuyasha: *twitch* what does she look like? *twitch*

Rin: She�s veeeery pretty. She was about fifteen when she disappeared. She had long pretty hair and a nice smile. And she�s single.

Miroku: (wakes up) WHERE?!

Sango: DOWN HENTAI!! (hits him over the head with a mallet)

Jaken: Where did you get the mallet?

Sango: Dunno.

Jaken: Prove it.

Random anvil: (hits Jaken)

Jaken: X___x -is dead-

Sesshomaru: finally.

Kagome: I have an idea! How about we go find Rin�s cousin?

Inuyasha: *twitch* la da dee dee da.... OK!!!!!!!!!

Shippo: But isn�t today your mom�s birthday? You said you couldn�t stay long.

Kagome: oh well! Let�s go!!

(And they all set off)
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(In Kagome�s house)

Sota: Happy birthday mom!!!

Grandpa: Too bad Kagome has a brain tumor and can�t join.

Mom: �_� ooooookaaaaaaaaaay....

Sota: I gotcha a present!

Mom: What is it? (opens it) YAY!! A KAGOME ROBOT!!

Kagome robot: Hi mom. I am Kagome. The human. Not robot.

Sota: She thinks she�s real.

Kagome robot: I AM REAL!! I�M A REAL BOY!!! (runs through a wall)

Grandpa Sota and mom: o_____________O
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(In some village)

Inuyasha: (singing) 42 demons dripping blood on the wall! 42 demons dripping blood!

Sesshomaru: SHUT UP!!!! I CAN�T TAKE IT!! (strangles Inuyasha)

Kagome: SIT!

Inuyasha: (falls out of Sesshomaru�s grasp) OUCHERS!!

Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, you need to calm down!

Sesshomaru: *eye twitch* damn travel songs

Voice: Hello guests! Welcome to... YURA�S HAIR PLACE!!!

Miroku: Well, we are in front of a salon... who�s Yura?

Inuyasha: Immortal chick with a skimpy outfit.

Miroku: YAAAAAHOOOOOOOO!!!!! (runs inside)

Sango: Wait you perv!! (runs after him)

Everyone else: (goes inside)

Yura: Hello everyone!

Miroku: *drool*

Inuyasha: I thought I-

Kagome: me

Inuyasha: she killed you.

Yura: Well, now I own a hair salon! (sees Sesshomaru) oooooh.... pretty hair! (Staring at Sesshy)

Sesshomaru: O__O um... I...

Yura: I love your hair... can I touch it?

Sesshomaru: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOO!! (runs)

Rin: we have to get Sesshomaru!!

(Everyone else leaves and Sango drags Miroku out)

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Yay. First chapter. OF DOOM.