Zelda awoke early the next morning and went outside. She found Link there, about to get on Epona.

Link: Good, you woke up. C’mon.

Zelda: Er... ok.

Zelda went into the stable and got her horse. Then, she and Link rode out into the field. Link led here to an area of the field east of the castle (across that river thing. Remember? Do ya?! WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER!?!?! .....). Anyways, there is a tunnel in the wall that wasn’t there before. Everything suddenly seemed darker, like it does when you realize that math test is today. Link and Zelda dismounted and entered the tunnel. As they walked, it got smaller and darker. Zelda would occasionally run into Link, who would kick her and tell her to stop being stupid. Then they arrived in a very bright room. After their eyes adjusted to the light, Link and Zelda saw Ganondorf standing there.

Link: Yeeeesssss!!! I knew he was here!! I didn’t go completely insane!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Zelda: You did just now.

Link: -____________-

Ganondorf: I broke out of the realm, just so ya know.

Zelda: Really? Ya think?

Ganondorf: -______-

Link: Anyways, you will meet your demise, you ugly gerudo queen!

Ganondorf: What?

Link: Oh... I meant king. (thinking) He’s such a girl.

Ganondorf: -_____-

Link unsheathed his sword and fiercely attacked Ganondorf. Ganondorf tried to dodge Link’s blade, but he couldn’t. He took a couple of hits, then he took out his sword (From where, I do not know. Maybe his pants.). It was a very sharp and very big sword. Zelda backed away, and Link did too. Then Ganondorf started attacking Link. Link tried desperately to block Ganondorf’s sword. Then, when Link was caught off guard, Ganondorf swung his sword at Link, slicing his right leg open. Link cried out in pain and fell. Ganondorf, on the other hand, started laughing like a person does after drinking too much whisky. Then he disappeared.

Zelda ran over to Link and sort of tried to help him stand up, but it was hopeless. Link took out the Ocarina of Time (From where is a complete mystery. Let’s hope he has pockets.) And warped them to the Temple of Time. Link forced himself to walk... limp... to the castle. When they got there, Zelda’s mom was waiting, and she freaked out when she noticed Link’s leg.

ZM: My goodness!! You need a doctor!

Link: No I don’t.

ZM: But you’re fatally wounded!

Link: I’m fine! I feel happy!

ZM: Well, you’re gonna be dead soon if-

Link: I think I’ll pull through.

Zelda: Link, you should really see a doctor. Or at least find a band-aid.

Link: All I need are some painkillers! That’s it!

Zelda: No, you need to see a doctor!

Link: No I don’t!!

Zelda: But you.... wait a sec.... Link, are you afraid of doctors?

Link: .......

Zelda: You’re afraid of doctors, aren’t you?!

Link: ...... well.... they’re creepy! They have all these sharp things and stuff!

Zelda: But you have a sword.

Link: That’s not the point!

Then Link went inside and climbed the stairs and went into his room and started stabbing the soap. Zelda came in shortly after him.

Zelda: Link, I don’t like blood. And the carpets are new! Please get your leg bandaged up!

Link: I’d die before I’d bother to try and make you happy.

Zelda: Then go on and die!

Link: O___o

Then they heard voices coming up the stairs.

Zelda: Wait a sec... that sounds like... no it can’t... she... Link, run.

Link: Why?

Zelda: It’s them, that’s why!

Link: Who?

Zelda: Just go!

She pushed Link out into the hallway and Link decided to go to the roof. When he got there, he decided to be stupid, so he jumped off and grabbed a window ledge on the way down. He climbed through the open window and found that he was in a medicalish room. Then, Zelda, her mom and 10 psycho-looking doctors came in.

Zelda: You moron! Of all the windows!

ZM: Shut up, Zelda. Anyway, best of luck, Link!

Zelda: I’m gonna miss you!! (hugs Link)

ZM: C’mon Zelda. (drags Zelda out of the room)

Doctor #1: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! *cough* ahem... I mean.... hello!

Doctor #2: Well, do we have everything?

Doctor #3: Yup! We’ve got the chainsaw, sewing kit, knife, fork, spoon, pickles, and the stapler!

Link: Is this gonna hurt?

Doctor #4: Of course not!

Doctor #5: *coughmoroncough*

Doctor #1: Let’s get started!

So they did, and it hurt. A lot. A whole lot. Too much. Pure torture. Anyways, after a long period of pain, Link’s leg was finally stitched up.

Zelda: Link! You’re alive!! You’re breathing!! You’re ok!!

Link: No I’m not.

Link went to his room and actually slept for once (it’s a miracle!). The next day, Link refused to do anything but relax and order Zelda around. He made her bring him stuff, polish his sword, and bring lots of soap. Zelda was happy that she was serving Link like a servant and Link was happy that Zelda was acting like a servant serving him.

The next day afer that, Link isolated himself from everyone, even Zelda. Everyone assumed that he was stabbing the soap viciously, but he was actually sleeping. Zelda spent the whole day in front of his door. Later that night, Link finally came out of his room. Completely ignoring Zelda, he went to the roof. His leg was feeling a bit better. Anyways, Zelda followed Link (what else is new?).

Zelda: Hi Link! How are you?

Link: *groan*

Zelda: Your leg still hurts?

Link: Of course it does! What are you, mad?

Zelda: Um... yes?

Link: Go away.

Zelda: Fine. I’ll leave you here. Alone. By yourself. With no one around.

Link: Get the (#-Æ¡ú@!$^$%(^#@ away from me!

Zelda: Ok! Calm down!

Zelda went into her room and was thinking about Link. She thought of him all night and some of the morning. She finally fell asleep at around 9ish.

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Well, that's the last chapter till I bother to update... wow. Imagine it, me updating a script-format fic... it would be just like the good ol' days ^_^