The minute Link was released from the hospital, Zelda nearly dragged him to the castle. She started showing him around.

Zelda: ... and this is my room!

Link: (absently) I’m thrilled.

Zelda: Great! Now, over there to the right is your room!

Then Zelda led Link, who clearly doesn’t want the princess acting like a tour guide right now, over to his room.

Zelda: Here it is!

Link: It’s like every other room in the castle.

Zelda: No it isn’t, the rug in here is a navy blue color. Most other rugs here are a lighter blue or white.

Link: Ask me if I care.

Zelda: How about you settle down while I do princessish stuff.

Then Zelda walked away somewhere. Link shut the door and started to examine his room (paranoid ain’t he?). Then he decided to check out the bathroom. Just so ya know, every room has a bathroom. Even the bathroom. Anyway, he found a bar of soap and started playing around with it, wondering what it was (well, he hasn’t bathed in seven years... actually, he never bathes. Have you ever seen him do so? ....that sounded weird). A bit later, Zelda walked in.

Zelda: Dinner is served!!

Link: I’m aware of that Zelda. You were shouting about it on your way up here.

Zelda: C’mon, let’s go.

So they went downstairs to the dining area. They ate stuff. Zelda wouldn’t shut up, Link had murder on his mind, and Zelda’s mom was smiling. When dinner was (finally) over, Zelda and Link went upstairs.

Zelda: Goodnight Link.

Link: oh, shut up.

They went into their rooms. Link stayed up all night carving the soap into something while Zelda dreamed about Link (duh). The next morning, Zelda skipped into Link’s room.

Zelda: Hi Link! Wanna go for a walk with me or something after breakfast?

Link: I know that you think that if you spend time with me I’ll like you but it won’t work.

Zelda: How did you know?

Link: Get out.

Zelda: but-

Link: OUT!!

Then Zelda left smiling for some reason (what a happy person). She went back into her room.

Zelda: Well, it’s only 4 o’clock. He’ll say yes later.

About four hours later, Link left his room and went into the kitchen. Zelda was there eating.

Zelda: Want something to eat?

Link: No.

Zelda: So, do you wanna go for-

Link: No. I don’t.

Link went outside and Zelda followed.

Link: Must you follow me like this?

Zelda: I wanna hang out with you.

Link: Why?

Zelda: Because... I.... um....

Link: Whatever.

Link walked to the stables and went over to Epona. Zelda followed.

Zelda: She’s a beautiful horse.

Link: Yup.

Zelda: Soooo... you got her from Lon Lon Ranch?

Link: Yeah.

Zelda: Won her in a race, huh?

Link: That’s about it.

Zelda: How do you feel about Malon?

Link: What?

Zelda: You know...

Link: No I don’t.

Zelda: Your feelings... about her.

Link: Don’t get all girly on me. That’s the last thing I need.

Link gets on Epona and speeds off, leaving Zelda behind. While riding through the field, he thinks he sees Ganondorf.

Link: (thinks) I thought the doctor said I would be back in my right mind by now.

Link went back to the castle and found Zelda waiting for him.

Zelda: How was your ride?

Link: I thought I saw Ganondorf.

Zelda: But I thought the doctor said you be back in your right mind by now!

Link: No duh.

Zelda: Well, let’s not worry about that.

Link: Whatever.

They went inside and found Zelda’s mom baking something in the kitchen.

Zelda: What are you making?

Zelda’s mom (ZM): Brownies!!

Link: (to Zelda): Gods, they smell horrid.

Zelda: (to Link) Shut up!

ZM: They’ll be done in about thirty minutes.

Link: Does it matter?

ZM: Yes it does because you and Zelda are gonna taste them!!

Link: (to Zelda) I hate you.

Zelda: (to Link) Why?

Link: (to Zelda) Because if you were never born, I wouldn’t be here.

Zelda: (to Link) They’re just brownies!

Link left the room and Zelda followed leaving Zelda’s mom to her cooking.

Link went to the roof of the castle and sat down with a troubled look an his face. Zelda went and sat down next to him.

Zelda: Is there anything wrong?

Link: No.

Zelda: Are you sure?

Link: Who knows?

Zelda: Why?

Link: Go away.

Zelda: Why?

Link: Will you leave?

Zelda: Why?

Link: Shut up.

Zelda: What’s wrong? That’s all I want to know.

Link: I found something.

Zelda: Found what?

Link: I’ll have to explore it.

Zelda: Explore what?

Link: You’ll probably follow me...

Zelda: Follow you where?

Link: Oh well, that can’t be helped.

Zelda: What are you talking about?

Link: We’ll go tomorrow.

Zelda: Go where? Tell me!

Link: Goodnight, princess.

Link left and Zelda (who is kind of confused right now) gazed at the moon, deep in thought. (They forgot about the brownies)

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And there you have it.