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TUESDAY FEBRUARY 3, 2015 - Who gives a damn about superbowl commercials

Well today I am going to just have to say something that I really believe is true. Y'know how every year, there is the superbowl, in which people play football and dumb stuff like that(yeah, I am not a fan of football). But the most dumb part about it, is how everybody is hype for commercials. I just don't see how that works. Usually, people hate commercials, they just prevent you from watching the show/movie that you are attempting to view. I don't understand this. Today, I watched a doritos superbowl commercial to test if any superbowl commercials were good. Why did I pick doritos? For one reason, it was the first one that popped up. Second of all, I like doritos. This was possibly the most ridiculous piece of shit commercial I've laid my eyes on. It takes place back in the prehistoric days, and a mentally retarded man finds some doritos. This inhumanic bowel movement tries to use it as a spear to kill what seems to be a giant, CGI lizard foot that looks like plastic. Well you might guess the outcome of that choice the ape had made. It failed. Afterwards, he tries to create fire with doritos. They break and get all over his fingers. Later into the commercial, he totally steals the painting of the two gods touching fingers(forgot the title) with his ghetto doritos paint. This brain damaged freak is 100% unoriginal too! Now here is the part where he proves again that he is a dumbass. He bites his finger and tastes the doritos. The commercial was over after that. Let me guess, they cut the commercial because he then violently bit off his fingers and expected the taste of doritos....Probably. But just when you think the commercial is over and you sigh with relief, it shows disturbing footage of the thing licking the wall. Gross! I decided not to judge just one commercial, so I watched a few more. I cringed at these commercials, but the one that stood out was a Bud Light commercial. This commercial was another one of those "The day he came back from iraq" commercials. It's good enough to have a friend or family member come back from a war, but these people went full out and threw a parade for just 1 guy. But if you think that is what I am whining about...it's not. I didn't even know it was a bud light commercial until the end. That isn't advertising if it shows a completely different subject in the beginning from the end. I still do not like superbowl commercials, and do not know why other people enjoy them. Thats the end of today's news.

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