Fun Facts!
He's chock-full of surprises!
You probably didn't know that...
- You shouldn't call him Afookiepookie unless you want to witness one of his world-famous glare-y growls.
- He doesn�t like odd numbers. Like, he�ll never have just one piece of cake, it�ll have to be two. Or four. Or six�
- He's never been to Regina, right? Well, the reason is whenever someone says "Regina", he'll start twitching uncontrollably. And no, not the kind of twitching he does on stage. That's different.
- His beautiful hands and nails? Fake. Well, the nails are. The hands are all real, baby. Oh, yeah.
- Jen tells me that he used to breed hamsters for his own private hamster-performing ballet company.
- When Andrew was three years old he "borrowed" a rare burrowing owl from the zoo, which was why the family had to move to Michigan; trying to avoid criminal prosecution for the young boy with such great potential.
- When Andrew was nine years old, his girlfriend broke up with him because she was tired of him always sneaking food off her plate.
- "Girls Own Juice" was inspired by the aforementioned girlfriend who also didn't let Andrew drink her juice box at recess.
- The red stuff on his face on the cover of "I Get Wet" isn't blood, it's ketchup. Andrew was playing with a ketchup packet from McDonald's and he squeezed just a little too hard.
- Andrew does not appreciate people walking up to him and biting him on the bicep. Unless, of course, you bring him brownies to distract him.
- Andrew has a tattoo on his left cheek that reads I luv JTC. What? You haven't seen it? I should hope not. It's not that kind of cheek...
- Andrew likes to put scrambled eggs in his protein shakes.
- Andrew loves apple pie. TO EAT, SICKO!!!
- Kat tells me he can communicate with goats. But only pygmy goats, as it's a different special dialect of regular goat speech patterns.
- The tentative title for the new album isn't the first controversial idea. Before "Blow Your Bone" was "Eat Your Pussycat" and they even got so far as shooting a picture for the cover, when disaster struck. Andrew was holding a calico cat with his mouth open wide, only pretending to eat it, but the cat must have been scared by the shiny razor-sharp teeth and began to attack Andrew. Thankfully, he walked away with only minor injuries as well as a strange mouth infection he acquired from a rare pest the cat was carrying on its skin. The title eventually had to be scrapped because of parental groups objecting to the suggestive title, as well as PETA protesting the "cruel and inhumane" photo shoot. Look for the album in stores everywhere as soon as he finishes it and decides to release it.
If you have some info about Andrew, please e-mail me.