If you're a man, pass this to your partner for a greater understanding.
If you're a women, keep it somewhere prominant like the fridge.
1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
2) Birthday's, Valentine's and anniverseries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect yet again!
3) Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it!
4) Saturday = Football. It's not like the full moon or changing of tides. Let it be!
5) Don't cut your hair. Ever! Long hair is much more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons that guys fear getting married because women always cut their hair. And by the they're stuck with her.
6) Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7) Crying is blackmail!
8) Ask us for what you want. Let us be clear on this: subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9) We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calender. Remind us frequently before hand.
10) Most guys own thre pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think that we'd be any good at picking out which shoes, out of thirty, would look good with that dress.
11) Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
12) Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
13) A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor!
14) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
15) If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer!
16) If something we said can be interpreted in two different ways, and one makes you feel sad or angry, we meant the other one.
17) Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway. It's genetic.
18) You can either ask us do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both! If you already know how to do it best, do it yourself!
19) Whenever possible, just say whatever you have to say during commercials.
20) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we!
21) The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months. Get over it! And stop whining to your girlfriends!
22) ALL men see in only 8 colours like windows default settings. Peach for example is a fruit not colour. We have no idea what mauve is.
23) We are not mind-readers and never will be. Our lack of mind-reading abilities is not proof of how little we care about you.
24) If we ask you what's wrong and you say "nothing" we act like nothing's wrong. we know you are lying but it's just not worth the hassle.
25) If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
26) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really!
27) Don't ask what we're are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Kylie, the offside rule and motorbikes.
28) BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
29) Thankyou for reading this; yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.
30) I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.
