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Helen's Amazing Page... |
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Well that's a matter of opinion |
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Hi, my name's heinz0uk and this is most obviously my website... welcome. As you can see from the picture one of my interests is space, but not just because of the pretty colours. It's a definate fascination for me. Also, I am a mad England fan so naturally was dissapointed when we got knocked out of the world cup, but there's always next time. BRING IT ON EUROPE!
I like strange films as well...that is strange for other girls. I absolutely despise romantic teen movies...they're just so predictable and sick...they are rotting the minds of our youth...well my generation. So I like horrors and comedies and lots of violence.
MY TOP FIVE MOVIES
1) From Dusk til' Dawn
2) The Goodfella's
3) Event Horizon
4) The Matrix
5) Shrek |
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I also like different music too...I like everything except pop music...which just makes me shudder.
My favourite bands are currently The stranglers, which are a sorta punk band, Red Hot Chillie Peppers and The Bloodhound gang. And I love classical music from composers such as Bach and Beethoven and Mozart. Right now my fav is In the Hall of the Mountain King by Grieg. And Eminem too...I like him because he's funny. |
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I am named after my dog who is named after ketchup who is named after...I don't know what. So my dog is called Heinz and he's just a mongril but he's the best dog you could want...unless your a rat..then he'll kill you. Maybe I'll post a pic of him someday. My idol is Eddie Izzard...the funniest comedian on the planet...or maybe even funniest man. He's developed the fine art of talking rubbish to make people laugh...and it works tremendously. I hate soap opera's and their predicive storylines and I hate the news too. They are just so boring it's unbelievable. I'm more into Jackass and the Osbournes...they are so funny...I could laugh at them all day. |
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Anyway...I'm hoping that this page will eventually be a homepage and that they'll be many other pages with all the funny things I've picked up incuding my picture of the "Argentinian hard men" as shown here. I know this page is boring but I will get better and they'll be loads of really cool things whizzing about everywhere and it will be great. So hope to hear from you. Bye! |
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The funnies pages |
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Monkey Buisness |
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Big Brother |
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men's rules!! |
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Happy Birthday |
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My fav movies |
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Eddie Izzard |
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My Heinz |
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The 2002 Darwin award |
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My links |
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- chat.yahoo.com/c/dhtml - Trivia madness and probably where you'll find me. |
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- www.auntiemomo.com/cake or death - a really great Eddie Izzard site |
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- www.killfrog.com - a really funny website that some may see as sick. It's not that bad... honest! |
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