Right, I'm not quite sure what happens in this one as it hasn't been released yet, not until November 18th I think. Anyway this is what I have picked up so far. God sent Jesus to the wrong time and he was giving the Sermon on the mount to a load of dinosaurs so naturally had to make a few changes as they dinosaurs didn't like the idea that the meek would inherit the earth. Blessed are the war-makers and blessed are those who rip and tear.
DRESS TO KILL
Now this one I know. Starts of with Eddie's brief summary of San Fran " no...apparently not" and it goes on to major historical events like the second world war and Henry VIII, who is played by Sean Connery, who set up the church of England, "Even though I am Shcottish myshelf.". And there is his interest in films and the Great Escape. There is alos the massive bit of French at the end and how Empires were made. "We stole countries with a cunning use of flags." There is alot of scrabble, I think Eddie maybe played it before he came on.
GLORIOUS
This one is my favourite because it is absolutely insane. He does alot of history again but it's more ancient history like the Romans and Greeks. He also tells us about Robin Hood who was really called bin and stole from the "comfortable and gave to the moderately impoverished" and he also tells us about his fight he had in cambridge. "Did three good gigs in Cambridge then had a fight-like you do." Then...technology...the toasters...the showers... the computers. You have to see this one it is completely mad.
DEFINATE ARTICLE
Another mad one! Eddie seems to mention the Italian Job alot and it's even in the credits. Once again there is alot of French and even some Latin. He start's the show with, "Now, what I really want to talk about is thimble's." The Roman's had really high voices really, and Caesar was originally called Mr Dog, and the Carthaginians attacked the Roman's over the alps on elephants and I need to breath. Also there is his clarinet lessons and supermarket's and late night gas stations. "Hello, we murderer's...urgh...twix please!"
UNREPEATABLE AND LIVE AT THE AMBASSADORS
I am really sorry but I haven't seen these one's..if anyone has please, tell me, it would really help. Thanx! I know one of them has cat's drilling behind the sofa's and loads of other things.
La souris est en dessous de la table, le chat est sur la chaise, et le singe est sur la branche.
(The mouse is under the table, the cat is on the chair, the monkey is on the branch.)
Oh, le singe est l�-bas. Regarde! Il est sur une bicyclette, il joue au banjo, il fume une pipe. Maintenant il arr�te, il lit un journau, et maintenant il est dans l'autobus...il conduit l'autobus, and et Sandra Bullock est dans l'autobus. Il y a une bombe dans l'autobus. Il faut conduire l'autobus plus de cinquante kilom�tres par l'heure, et Keanu Reeves, il arrive dans la voiture...il n'a pas de cheveux, et Jeff Daniels est d�j� mort. Et regarde! Il essaie � se jette dans l'autobus. Et Dennis Hopper, oh, Dennis Hopper, quel m�chant!
(Oh, the monkey is over there. Look! He is on a bike, he is playing the banjo, he is smoking a pipe. Now he stops, he is reading a paper, and now he is on the bus...he is driving the bus, Sandra Bullockis on the bus. There is a bombon the bus. He has to drive over 50km per hour, and Keanu Reeves arrives in a car... he has no hair,and Jeff Daniels is already dead. And look! He tries to jump on the bus. And Dennis Hopper, oh, Dennis Hopper, what a bad guy!)
