Giles: "Buffy, please. It takes more than a week to bleach bones."
>Buffy: "So, how's it start?"
Giles: "I, uh, jump out of the circle and then jump back in it, and then, um... I shake my gourd."
Buffy: "I know this ritual! The ancient shamans were next called upon to do the hokey-pokey and turn themselves around."
>Tara: "Willow wants to watch this thing on the history channel tonight, Salem Witch Trial stuff, which is only gonna get her all upset."
Anya: "Oh, I was there, it really wasn't that bad. See, if you were really a witch, you could do a spell to escape... so really it was only bad for the falsely accused, and, well, they never have a good time."
>Xander (re Buffy): "I'm gonna go find her and talk to her. If she's losing it, we gotta help her before she gets herself hurt."
Tara: "You aren't really gonna slap her, are you?"
Xander: "No, but if I have to see her straddle Spike again, I will definitely knock myself unconscience."
>Xander: "No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sort of compact but well-muscled."
Buffy: "I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be."
>(The Buffy Bot walks up next to Buffy, who stares at her in amazement seeing her for the first time)
Buffy: "Oh my god."
Xander (amazed): "And so say all of us."
Buffy Bot: "Say, look at you. You look just like me! We're very pretty."
Willow: "Two of them!"
Xander: "Hey, I know this! They're both Buffy!"
Buffy (annoyed): "No, she's a robot. She acts just like that girlfriend-bot that Warren guy made. You guys couldn't tell me apart from a robot?"
Buffy Bot: "Oh, I don't think I'm a robot."
Anya: "She's very well done."
Xander: "Spike must have had her built so he could program her to-"
Buffy (horrified): "Oh god."
Willow: "Yikes. Imagine the things-"
Buffy: "No! No, no imagining. Any of you."
Xander (raises his hand): "Already got the visual."
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