Willow: "That's bad."
Xander: "Yeah, now Santa's gonna pass you right by, naughty booze hound."
Willow: "Santa always passes me by. Something puts him off. Could be the big honkin menorah."
Tara (to Dawn): "Oh, did you right him a letter?"
Xander: "What'd you ask for?"
Dawn: "Um, guys, hello, puberty? Sorta figured out the whole no Santa thing."
Anya: "That's a myth."
Dawn: "Yeah."
Anya: "No, I mean, it's a myth that it's a myth. There is a Santa Claus."
Xander: "The advantage of having a thousand-year-old girlfriend. Inside scoop."
Tara: "There's a Santa Clause?"
Anya: "Mm-hmm. Been around since, like, the 1500s. He wasn't always called Santa, but you know, Christmas night, flying reindeer, coming down the chimney -- all true."
Dawn (smiles hopefully): "All true?"
Anya: "Well, he doesn't traditionally bring presents so much as, you know, disemboweled children, but otherwise..."
Tara: "The reindeer part was nice."
>Anya: "Are they gonna cut the body open?"
Willow (horrified): "Oh my god! Would you just... stop talking? Just... shut your mouth. Please."
Anya: "What am I doing?"
Willow: "How can you act like that?"
Anya: "Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?"
Xander: "Guys..."
Willow: "The way you behave -"
Anya: "Nobody will tell me."
Willow: "Because it's not okay for you to be asking these things!"
Anya: "But I don't understand!" (crying) "I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's, there's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore. It's stupid. It's mortal and stupid. And, and Xander's crying and not talking, and, and I was haing fruit punch, and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why."
>Xander: "The avengers gotta get to the assembly. We'll go. We'll deal. We'll help. That's what we do. We help Buffy."
>Buffy: "Was it sudden?"
Tara: "What?"
Buffy: "Your mother."
Tara: "No... Yes... It's always sudden."
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