Xander: "Me too." (he's in a huge padded suit Buffy has been pummeling)
Buffy: "Oh! Puffy Xander, uh, I'm sorry, I got... guess I got carried away. Are you okay?"
Xander: "I'm alive. I can tell 'cause of the pain."
Buffy: "Do you wanna sit down?"
Xander: "I'm not that bendy. I could lean."
>Buffy: "Maybe I could change. You know, I could, I could work harder. I could spend less time slaying, I could laugh at his jokes, I mean, men like that, right, the, the joke-laughing-at?"
Xander: "Or maybe you could just be Buffy, he'll see your amazing heart, and he'll fall in love with you." (Buffy looks touched)
Buffy: "Xander, that's... aw!" (hugs Puffy Xander and rests her head on his chest)
Xander: "This is the day you choose to hug me?" (shakes head; sighs) "Buffy?"
Buffy: "Mm?"
Xander: "You ever think maybe the reason you haven't found a great relationship on the Hellmouth is... because it's a Hellmouth? Seems to me it's a pretty terrible place to try to build anything."
>Anya: "Oh. Well, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like, 'whoa, I'm eleven hundred years old. I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherens'."
Tara: "I go online sometimes, but... everyone's spelling is really bad, and it's... depressing."
>Buffy: "Ow. I don't know about you guys, but I've had it with super-strong little woman who aren't me."
Tara: "Well, at least she didn't do too much damage."
Xander: "Are you kidding? Double-glazed windows ain't cheap. And the jamb needs to be completely repaired." (pauses) "Oh dear god, I'm the grownup who sees the world through my job. I'm like my Uncle Dave the plumber. I must be shunned."
>Giles: "Dear god, Buffy, there's only so much I can take. We're going to have to change the system. A fourteen-year-old's too old to be babysat, and it's not fair on her."
Buffy: "What'd she make you do?"
Giles: "Um, well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance... then we ate cookie dough and talked about boys."
Buffy (laughs): "I'm sorry. I'm very very sorry, but if it makes you feel any better, my fun time Buffy party night involved watching a robot throw Spike through a window, so if you wanna trade... No... wait... I wouldn't give that memory up for anything."
Giles: "A robot? Sounds interesting."
Buffy: "We're gonna work on it in the morning. I mean, unless you wanna stay for a while, and then you and I could-"
(Joyce appears; hugh smile)
Joyce: "Who wants to hear everything?"
Buffy: "...listen you my mom talk about boys."
Giles (quickly): "Right, must go. See you tomorrow. Bye Joyce."
>Joyce: "Gosh, I'd forgotten how much fun dating can be."
Buffy: "I don't know. I was standing righ here. I didn't see Prince Charming. I didn't even see a goodnight kiss. It all looked pretty tame to me."
Joyce: "Well, I suppose by your standards it could seem pretty... Oh dear."
Buffy: "What?"
Joyce: "I left my bra in his car." (Buffy looks shocked and horrified)
Buffy: "Mother!"
Joyce: "I'm joking."
Buffy (sighs): "Good god, that's horrible. Don't do that."
Joyce: "I left it in the restaurant."
(Buffy puts her hands over her hears and starts running up the stairs)
Buffy: "No more! No more! No more!"
Joyce: "On the desert cart!"
Buffy: "I can't hear you."
>Tara: "Oh, do you have any books on robots?"
Giles: "Oh, yes, dozens. There's an enormous amount of research we should do before - no, I'm lying. I haven't got squat, I just like to see Xander squirm."
>Xander: "She's a sexbot. I mean, what guy doesn't dream about that? Beautiful girl with no other thought than to please you... willing to do anything..." (looks up; shot of the four girls staring at him; laughs nervously) "Too many girls. I miss Oz. He'd get it. He wouldn't say anything, but... he'd get it."
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