Buffy: "Gee, maybe it's time you found a new place to patronize."
Spike: "I've half a mind to! Especially since the flowering onion got remodeled right off the sodding menu."
>Anya (re Spike): "Xander, I think you may have hurt his feelings."
Xander: "And you should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer. You know, that's, uh, that's actually some pretty good advice."
>Xander: "The point is, I work hard for that money."
Spike: "And you're saying I didn't?"
Xander: "You stole it."
Spike: "And you're making it into very hard work!"
>Dawn: "I'm not a child. I'm not even human. Not originally."
Spike: "Yeah, well, originally I was. I got over it. Doesn't seem to me it matters very much how you start out."
>Buffy: "I-it's just that... Dawn... said that..."
Xander: "Yeah?"
Buffy: "Forget it."
Xander: "Buffy!"
Buffy: "She thinks that... she said that... Spike's in love with me." (Xander frowns for a second then bursts out laughing) "I'm not joking."
Xander (still laughing): "Oh, I hope not. It's funnier if it's true."
Buffy: "I'm serious. Xander, this is serious!"
(He stops laughing with an effort, puts up a hand)
Xander (seriously): "All right." (clears throat; snickers; begins laughing again)
>Joyce: "Honey, did you... somehow, unintentionally, lead him on in any way? Uh, send him signals?"
Buffy: "Well, I... I do beat him up a lot. For Spike that's like third base."
>Drusilla: "Not nice to change the game in mid-play, Spike. You've taken my chair and the music hasn't stopped."
>Buffy: "Spike... The only chance you had with me was when I was unconscience."
Spike (puzzeled): "Oh, what..." (makes a face of extreme frustration) "Ohh!" (shouts) "Gaaah! What the bleeding hell is wrong with you bloody women? What the hell does it take? Why... do you bitches torture me?"
Buffy: "Which question do you want me to answer first?"
Spike: "Look, I, I'm at the end of my bleeding tether. You know? I don't know why I even bother, you know." (points at Dru) "This is all your fault. You're the one to blame for all this."
Drusilla: "Am I?"
Spike (shouting): "Bloody right you are! If you hadn't left me for that chaos demon, I never would have come back here! Never would have had this sodding chip in my skull! And you..." (to Buffy) "wouldn't be able to touch me, because this, with you, is wrong. I know it. I'm not a complete idiot."
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