Willow: "Well, you know what they say, the bigger they are--"
Anya: "The faster they stomp you into nothing."
>Xander: "A crazy hell god? And the fun just keeps on leaving."
>Buffy: "You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol I should carry a load of bricks, use a stake made of butter."
Giles: "Very amusing. I'm sure Dawn feels that way about her school work sometimes."
Buffy: "That true? How was school today?"
Dawn: "Um, the usual. Big square building filled with bordom and dispair."
Buffy: "Just how I remember it. So, what's the homework sitch?"
Dawn: "We have to imagine what we'll be like ten years from now and write a letter to our future self. The teacher's clearly so out of ideas."
>Anya: "Gotta look." (grabs the new dress from Buffy) "Oh, it's just so lovely! Oh, I wish it was mine!" (gets a look) "Oh, like you weren't all thinking the same thing."
Giles: "I'm fairly certain I wasn't." (whispers to Xander) "I've got one just like it."
>Spike: "Shouldn't you be tucked away in your beddy-bye? All warm and safe where nothing can eat you?"
Dawn (giggles): "Is that supposed to scare me?"
Spike (sighs): "Little tremble wouldn't hurt."
Dawn: "Sorry, it's just... come on. I'm badder than you."
Spike (insulted): "Are not!"
>Spike (to Dawn): "Girl with a mission, eh? What's the caper? Jewels? Ancient artifacts? Or just plain hard cash liberated from the till?"
>Spike (re Dawn): "She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a fourteen-year-old hormone bomb. Which one's screwing her up righ now, spin the bloody wheel."
>Glory (briskly): "Okay. Small talk over. I'm in a bit of a crunch here, so let's cut right to the ooey gooey center. Your sister, the Slayer, has my key. It's mine, I want it." (softer) "Do you know where she squireled it away? There's ice cream and puppy dogs in it for you if you start singin'."
>Glory: "Two birds, one stone, and" (claps her hands) "Boom. You have yummy dead birds."
>Buffy: "What did you do to her?"
Willow: "Teleportation spell. Still working out the kinks."
Buffy: "Where'd you send her?"
Willow: "Don't know. That's one of the kinks."
(Cut to: exterior nightime; several 100 feet above Sunnydale; cloud of dust appears materializes into Glory; she looks around and down)
Glory: "Oh, sh--" (she falls)
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