>Xander: "So, how goes the slaying?"
Buffy: "I killed something in a convent last night."
Xander: "In any other room, a frightening declaration. Here, a welcome distraction. Tell us all about the killing, Buff."
Buffy: "Pretty standard. Vampire staking. Ooh! But I met a nun, and she let me try on her wimple.'
Xander: "Okay, now we're back to frightening."
>Willow: "I'm not stealing. I-I'm just taking things without paying for them. In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?"
>Anya: "Hey! Don't float the merchandise!"
>Willow (re Olaf): "He's not a ball of sunshine."
>Tara: "Willow says that things always happen for a reason."
Buffy: "But you ever notice people only say that about bad things."
>Olaf: "You there! Do you know where there are babies?"
Spike (to Xander): "What do you think, the hospital?"
Xander: "What? Shut up!"
>Willow: "I wish Buffy was here." (Buffy runs in followed by Tara)
Buffy: "I'm here."
Willow: "I wish I had a million dollars." (the others look at her) "Just checking."
>Olaf: "You... told the witch to do that, Anyanka. You seem determined to put an end to all my fun. Just like you always did when we were dating!"
(The gang stares at her)
Anya: "Uh, um..."
Xander: "You dated him?"
Buffy: "You dated a troll?"
Willow: "And we're what, surprised by this?"
>Anya: "How can I help?"
Willow (re Olaf): "Uh, distract him from Buffy, uh, piss him off."
Anya: "I don't know how."
Willow: "Anya, I have faith in you. There is no one you cannot piss off."
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