Xander: "You were checking out my neck! I saw that."
Angel: "No, I wasn't."
Xander: "Just keep your distance, pal."
Angel: "I wasn't looking at your neck."
Xander: "I told you to eat before we left."
-Buffy (re dusted vamps): "Three in one night. Giles would be so proud."
-Buffy: "Giles, CARE, I'm putting my life on the line, battling the undead! I broke a nail, okay? I'm wearing a press-on."
-Willow: "It's the computer age; nerds are in." (sounding worried) "Their still in, right?"
-Buffy (re going to the dance): "Xander, I don't know what to say..."
Xander: "Well, you're not laughing, so that's a good start."
-Buffy: "You and Willow, I mean, I love you guys so much --"
Xander: "Well, Willow's not looking to date you. Or if she is she's playing it pretty close to the chest."
-Xander: "I'm sorry. I don't handle rejection well. Funny, considering how much practice I've had."
-Cordelia: "Willow! Hi. I like your outfit."
Willow: "No you don't."
Cordelia: "No, I really don't. But I need a favor."
-Giles: "Well, I made up mine first. And I'm older and wiser and just do as I say for once. All right?"
Buffy: "It's not how it goes. I'm the Slayer."
-Buffy (after knocking out Giles): "When he wakes up, tell him... I don't know. Think of something cool, tell him I said it."
-Xander: "How could you let her go?"
Giles: "As the soon-to-be-purple area on my jaw will indicate, I did not let her go."
-Ms Calendar: "How big is a Hellmouth, anyway?"
Giles: "I don't know, Hellmouth-sized."
-Buffy (re The Master): "For somebody all powerful, you sure do like to hide a lot."
-The Master: "You... are dead."
Buffy: "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."
The Master: "You were destined to die, it was written."
Buffy: "What can I say? I flunked the written."
-Buffy (to The Master shortly before she pushes him to his death): "You're that amped about Hell? Go there."
-Buffy: "I'm sorry. It's been a really weird day."
Xander: "Yeah, Buffy died and everything."
Willow: "Wow. Harsh."
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