Dawn: "I like the Jell-O."
Joyce: "Help yourself. There's something about food that moves by itself that gives me the heebie-jeebies."
>Willow: "Care package! Special delivery for the Summers girls. Now, let's see what I have in this sack of mine. Oh, I feel just like Santa Claus, except thinner and younger and female and, well, Jewish."
>Willow: "Oh, Buffy - I have this for you." (pulls out a textbook)
Buffy: "Homework?" (pouts) "Oh. I don't believe in tiny Jewish Santa any more."
Willow (smiles): "And a yo-yo." (gives it to Buffy)
Buffy (smiles): "Thank you."
>Joyce (re her call button): "I bet it's not even hooked up to anything. Just like the push buttons at the crosswalk that are supposed to make the signal change."
Buffy: "I'm sure someone's on - What, the push buttons aren't hooked up to anything?"
>Riley (re the meteor): "No, it's not hot. It's warm. And broken. It's sort of -"
Giles: "Hollow."
Riley: "Yeah."
Anya: "So, uh, we're all thinking the same thing, right?"
Xander: "Festive pinata? Delicious candy?"
Willow: "Something evil crashed to earth in this and then broke out and... slithered away to do badness."
Giles: "In all fairness, we don't really know about the slithered part."
Anya: "Oh, no. I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb."
>Willow (to Giles): "I don't wanna be the one who finds the bodies any more."
>Xander: "Look at how teeny Mercury is compared to, like, Saturn. Whereas in contrast, the cars of the same name..."
Giles: "Xander, please, we have work to do here."
Xander: "I still don't get why we had to come here to get info about a killer snot monster."
Giles: "Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space." (pauses) "I did not say that."
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